This is day three of the My Twitter Account vs. Scott Baio.
If you are just now tuning in, you should start here: Part One: Charles is Not in Charge of My Direct Messages
Then you need to read this: Part Two: Jamie Does Not Love Chachie
Okay, so I called him out. I told him I didn’t believe he was VERY VERY RICH, as his first DM told me.
and I told him to prove it by buying me a new Macbook Air. Well–he didn’t take too kindly to that. (Don’t tell Scott Baio, but it makes me question his VERY VERY rich statement just a little bit.)
Well, twitter was relatively free of Scott Baio drama today–and I figured our little tiff was over. I’m not going to lie to you. I was a little sad, I mean Chachie is talking to me on a daily basis for cripes sake!
Then, I check my twitter messages and there’s this little avatar of a baby flipping me off. I was all WTF? I don’t know that avatar, so I read the tweet.
After I got past the eighth grade text speak, I realized that this might be coming from somewhere, so I went on over and checked out ‘ol Scott Baio’s twitter page.
Wait, what? Scott Baio you think I am trying to destroy you? Destroy’s a pretty big word. And, um–dude how on EARTH would I destroy you Scott Baio? I’m just a stay at home mom–you’re Charles in ‘effin Charge for crying out loud.
Then I read his other tweets about me:
Um, Scott Baio. I am not out to plot against you OR hurt your family! My gosh–that would be horrible. I can’t imagine ever actually hurting someone–let alone their FAMILY. That’s kind of rude to say about me, actually. Seriously, Scott Baio–I kind of thought this was just a little joke. Blog Fodder, if you will. I would never do anything to harm you or your family. Please don’t say I said anything of the sort. The only ‘plot’ we ever had was that we thought it’d be cute to sell shirts that said “Chach Blocked” and donate the proceeds to your foundation. Sorry about that. We will definitely not donate anything to your charity.
Then there’s this tweet:
Whoa, now Yoda Scott Baio is going to SUE me? Holy Crap! Geez Scott Baio, it was a JOKE. I didn’t mean for it to go any further than that. Then, he says this:
Um, just so everyone knows… I actually don’t need a new computer… I have a Pink Sony Vaio. It’s adorable. This was a JOKE– a funny if you will. In fact–the five dollars I DID make off the donate button will likely go–again to his wife’s foundation.
He’s still tweeting his severe dislike for me.
Scott, I still think you’re kind of an asshat and a complete chachbag. But you’re the one who called The President of the United States a ‘ShitFuck’
Hey Pot, Meet Kettle.