Life is Like A Slow Cooker Breakfast… Or Something Weird Like That

Recently, I was chatting with a friend when they told me that the way to know you’re really serious about someone is when you have breakfast together. I had no idea… life is weird out there these days.

What I want to know is, what happens if the breakfast just happens to be in the crock pot? Hmmm? How does THAT work. Your girl is nothing if not resourceful when it comes to sausage.

And since I started thinking about that… I was like wait– you can make breakfast in a crockpot, right? And then I went down this rabbit hole… which I share with you, my friends. 

Have I tried these recipes? No…. Am I going to? I mean, in my mind I am. I do have a crockpot…

If I am being completely honest, I found this list on my blog and decided to update it on account of I want some cheesy breakfast deliciousness in my slow cooker, mmmk? 

33 Slow Cooker Breakfast Recipes

Okay stop everything because I could wake up right now to this monkey bread.

I am not a fan of cinnamon– but I know all the rest of you are, so here’s a recipe cinnamon roll monkey bread that even I, the self proclaimed hater of cinnamon might be willing to try.

I think that maybe this isn’t for me, because like Cranberry orange oatmeal sounds insanely like you are just eating warm mush by the morning… 

Okay but like I could get on board with, pecan pie oatmeal on account of that sounds tasty as all get out.

Now we are getting somewhere… breakfast stuffed peppers are what I want for honestly every meal ever.

But everybody freaking loves apple oatmeal plus you can like add in whatever delicious spices or whatever tickle your fancy…

I don’t actually like carrots of zucchini, but for some reason If you turn them Into a delicious bread, I am In, so I might try this carrot cake and zucchini bread oatmeal.

Orange sweet rolls Oh BABY. Yes please. I don’t really need to have a relationship status talk… I just need these in my life.

Okay but like I could totally whip up this glazed coffee cake and everyone I know gonna be all, “dang girl you should be an insta cook…”

Oh wait STOP… apple fritter breakfast casserole basically wants me to eat it all the days. Right?

Oh and then there’s egg nog french toast which like.. bro, I don’t care that it isn’t Christmas. I want this right meow.

Hold up, you can just whip up some banana bread in your crockpot? This might change my life.

Also, I don’t know how I feel about french toast but I love all things vanilla, so I might go to town on this vanilla bean and almond french toast.

Ima be real, I don’t actually even really understand grits, but I might make them if you can do It in a crockpot.

I know I said I don’t like cinnamon, but the weird thing is that I am crazy obsessed with all things pumpkin, so I’d probably be all about this pumpkin pie oatmeal. 

Ohhh… but like this cherry almond steel-cut oatmeal might just be where it’s at.

But like if I was making breakfast for a whole pile of people… wait does this mean we gotta be serious about the whole pile— anyway, I digressed again, here’s the freaking blueberry breakfast casserole.

I am totally a savory breakfast girl though, and this freaking veggie omelette is kinda doing it for me.

Okay the thing about yogurt Is that I am always like… I love yogurt it’s going to be so delicious, and then I put it in my mouth and it is just… not. At all. And making it in a crock pot sounds way too warm for me. What would this make your house smell like?

Oh hold up everything though because slow cooker ham and potato casserole would be one of those things I eat with a fork in front of the fridge for like two days longer than I probably should keep those leftovers.

I am not above dessert for breakfast though, and I feel like nutella Is the perfect cheat for this… so I’d probably do whatever I could to eat this nutella french toast casserole with caramelized bananas. 

Bro… there’s a part of me that would like buy the stuff to make this frittata with kale, roasted red peppers, and feta and maybe even make it and pretend like it was so freaking good. 

But really I just want some freaking german pancakes and sausage Mediterranean quiche.

Wait… nope stop. I found It… sausage and egg breakfast casserole for when you just want to throw breakfast into the crockpot. YESSS.

But also like, there’s chocolate chip french toast and that brings me all sorts of joy.

I’ll tell you what though– I really feel like hust like a pile of breakfast potatoes Is basically all I really need in my breakfast life. This is why I usually end up with a beakfast nap, though…

Bro what Is even creme brulee french toast?

I mean I would absolutely spicy breakfast casserole. No question.

But like, this salted caramel almond granola would basically be my new garnish on all the meals all the time. Can I just eat this by the handful? I can, right?

Wait… this one’s always my favorite… banana french toast.

but also hash brown breakfast casserole, is way too easy to make and now I want it right now.

I have no freaking Idea what black bread is but apparently it’ like some sort of coffee chocolate concoction, and I am not mad at that.

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