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10 Of The Most WTF Things People Have Done With Fireworks

Fourth of July is coming up and you know there are those out there (okay, let’s face it…there are men out there) who have all these “great” ideas about what to do with fireworks. I’m guessing there’s alcohol involved. I’m HOPING there’s alcohol involved. And let’s face it, probably no supervision. Here are 10 of …

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Did You Know You’ve Been Carrying Your Carseat Wrong? Here’s The Correct Way!

If you’ve got kids you know what a nightmare carseats are. Not just making sure you’ve got the correct size for every single stage of development, but making sure it’s facing the right way, and the seatbelt is attached properly, and the straps are in the right spot, and the buckle is where it should …

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10 Chick Flicks To Watch When Your Uterus Is Being A Little Bitch

Look, if you’re female and have a uterus that still does it’s monthly molting, you’ve been here. There’s just nothing worse than being a tough-ass woman 90% of the time, and then having those one or two days a month where you’re tearful for no flecking reason and then “IT” starts. Yeah. We’ve ALL been …

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Stop Putting Celebrities On Pedestals!

Why do we hold celebrities to a higher standard than we do ourselves? I mean, if they were politicians, then I would understand how their decisions can be detrimental to their careers. That line of thinking makes sense to me; it is rational because they have influence over our lives. Do celebrities have any influence …

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What To Tell Your Kids About The Suicide Texting Guilty Verdict

Words matter. That’s the big takeaway from the Michelle Carter conviction. While we parents were busy worrying about whether our children should watch 13 REASONS WHY, a series based off of a popular young adult book written by Jay Asher, the real life case of a young woman who convinced her boyfriend to commit suicide …

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This Premature Baby Hippo Is All I Care About This Summer

While a lot of you were obsessed about a pregnant giraffe, I’ve been over here following along with the story of Fiona, a baby Nile hippo born around three months premature. Let’s be honest, babies are just about the most globally captivating thing, so I understand the people glued to their screens for a chance to …

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IHOP Just Changed Their Name and I am Confused As To Why

People don’t typically like change. Heck, I don’t like change. Although, I understand sometimes change is necessary such as in this case. IHOP recently announced (alongside Applebee’s) that they were working to revamp their business model to cater more to millennial. And then yesterday something hit us like a ton of bricks – they were …

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Riverdale is Your Next Netflix Binge and Here’s Why

I just spent the last thirteen or so hours engrossed in a teen drama based on the Archie Comics, and I wish there were thirteen more episodes so I could keep watching. That’s right y’all this is like Sunday morning cartoons meets the Vampire Diaries and you won’t be able to get enough of it. …

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Rosanne is Human But, I’m Not Buying Her Excuse

Look I get everyone makes mistakes – it’s part of being human. However, there are times when you question whether something someone said was a mistake or intentional and their apology was because they were sad they got caught. Yes, I’m talking about the entire Rosanne fiasco this past week. Rosanne is Human But, I’m Not …

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I’m Glad Harambe Died (And You Would Be, Too!)

aka That Time Everyone Without Little Kids Pissed Off Everyone With Little Kids When a child, being a child and therefore prone to stupidity, got himself into an endangered gorilla’s enclosure last year, the zoo sacrificed the gorilla’s life to extract the boy.  The Internet went on a campaign of blame and outrage, some even sending …

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Trump is a Liar and You Need to Stop Supporting Him

The world thought it was a joke when Trump announced he was running for president. The world was shocked when he was actually voted into office. But now, now it’s no longer a joke and it’s no longer funny. To be frank, Trump is a Liar and You Need to Stop Supporting Him.  I used to …

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Men Want To Wear Rompers. Get Over It.

Today during one of my caffeine deprived breaks to scroll Facebook I came across not one, not two or even three, but SIX videos lambasting the “newest” male fashion. What fashion is this? Rompers. Sorry, Romphims. Men Want To Wear Rompers. Get Over It. Yes, you heard me right. Rompers. The one piece outfit that can …

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It’s Time To Say Goodbye To The Greatest Show On Earth…

The tent has, literally, been taken down for the last time. The Ringmaster has belowed his last “Welcome to the greatest show on earth!” The clowns have taken off their makeup and kicked off their big clown shoes one final time. The big cats, llamas, kangaroos, dogs, and horses have given their last performances. The …

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The King Of The Netherlands Has A Huge Secret, Sort Of…

I’m a first generation American and usually pretty happy about that. But every now and then, my blood runs orange.* Netherlands orange, that is. Mostly during the Winter Olympics and the World Cup. Because skating and soccer are part of my heritage, like red wheels of cheese and chocolate sprinkles on buttered bread. Which is why when …

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Two Things You Love Are Having A Baby: Disney + LuLaRoe…Can We Say UNICORN LOVE?

Yesterday LuLaRoe put out this super short video on Instagram. I was trucking through the airport in Montego Bay when I saw it come across my feed. Disney fans, go couch hunting for coins, because LuLaRoe is going Disney! I remember how bummed I was that I didn’t score any of the princess palace or …

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The Man Romper, Er, Romphim Is Here And Women Everywhere Should Rejoice!

Sexy. Virile. Bold. Your husband can be all these things and more. This summer, while other men are wearing yucky, rugged jeans to work on their trucks, or sporting a boring, creased pair of tailored shorts around the grill, your beau can pick some fabulous chardonnay for your next book club in a Romphim. That’s …

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I Had My Fortune Read And It Completely Freaked Me Out

I’ve always been fascinated with the supernatural world. I can remember as a child pretending to have conversations with angels. In my mind, I figured that since they could see me and hear me, why shouldn’t I talk to them even if I couldn’t see or hear them. For whatever reason, my interest in the …

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My Little Pony: They’re Not Just For Kids Anymore!

My 16 year old daughter is obsessed with My Little Pony. The thing is, I actually enjoy it myself, because let’s face it: “Friendship is magic.” I feel like I know far more about My Little Pony now than I did when I was a kid. She’s taught me the different generations of ponies, like in the …

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Why I Might Never Fly Again (And It Isn’t What You Think!)

Last year you couldn’t click onto Facebook without seeing a story of a police officer going bananas on someone and it was scary as hell. Sometimes the officer was in the wrong, sometimes they were in the right, but ultimately it made a lot of wing nuts start to challenge the police because they wanted …

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Four, Er, Three Trends That Need To Die

I don’t know about you, but I think trends are awesome. If it wasn’t for trends, how would be know what to like and how to feel about things? Trends gave us hip-hop, teen comedies, women’s suits with giant shoulder pads…okay, I’m just listing off everything from the ‘80’s (historically known as The Best Decade). …

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Dear April The Giraffe…Just Between You And Me, Are You Really Pregnant?

Dear April, Come on now! We all love you, but we are tired of waiting. I’m sure you are tired too, what with your handlers and veterinarians looking at your lady bits, getting felt up, being cooped up in a “birthing pen” all day, and getting no privacy from the spying eyes of eleventy billion …

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Internet Creeper Seeks Young Woman To Fulfill All His Weirdest Coachella Dreams

Want to go to Coachella? Are you between 19 and 25? Are you willing to ‘put the lotion on the skin’ and write weirdly specific adorable messages on an RV mirror? Well, does Craigslist have a guy for YOU! Internet Creeper Seeks Young Woman To Fulfill All His Weirdest Coachella Dreams Gordon, or ‘Gordie’ as …

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January Jones Is Okay Being A Single Mom And I’m Not Okay With That

The other day January Jones did an interview in Red where she talked about being a single mom. I wouldn’t normally have given this piece a second thought. Most of these stories are just propaganda meant to make 40-year-old career women feel good about the terrible choice they made in having a career over a …

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Why Oliver And April The Giraffe Are #RelationshipGoals

Social media has been flooded with messages about people waiting impatiently for the new baby giraffe at Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville, New York, but the only one waiting more anxiously than April the Giraffe is her baby-daddy, Oliver. This is the new four-legged power couple taking the internet by storm. And in my humble …

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Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! There Is No One Alive Who Is Youer Than You

March second, otherwise known as Read Across America Day, otherwise known as Dr. Seuss’s birthday, has been celebrated by elementary schools across America since 1998. Everyone knows Dr. Seuss … cartoonist, storyteller, and one of my heroes (along with Walt Disney, because that is how I do this adult thing). There isn’t a person who …

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…And I’m Just Waitin’ For A Pregnant Giraffe To Poop Out A Baby

Poor April, April the giraffe. She doesn’t even know she has become an internet and media sensation. April with the upside down heart spot on the left side of her neck, who rarely leaves her birthing stall, and has her baby daddy, Oliver, in the next stall over. Yes, we’ve all been glued to the …

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21 Funny Tweets In Honor of Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and while many on Twitter are bragging about their romantic plans or lamenting the lack of a date, these fine men and women know what we really want — to be entertained.  I’ve compiled 21 thoroughly wacky tweets about love, dating, and massive exasperation guaranteed to make you laugh. 21 Funny Tweets In …

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Turns Out I’m A Hufflepuff. Thanks A Lot, Sorting Hat!

So, I was at a conference (sort of) recently and seated for dinner with other writer/reader types—who are also good friends I get to see not often enough—when the conversation turned, as it does, to Hogwarts’ houses. Look, don’t even pretend you haven’t had the “what house would you be in” conversation, or secretly sorted …

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Wanna Turn Chores Into A Game? There’s An App For That…

My whole life, I’ve been part of a family that teased each other. It’s a sign of affection and comfort, and the cleverest zings are the funniest. The goal is to make each other laugh, not to hurt anyone’s feelings… which is why no one teases me about my housekeeping. I am a terrible housewife. …

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I Am Totally Into The Superbowl…Commercials

There’s a big ball game coming up. You know, the sportsball game where there are two teams. They run back and forth down a big marked field, and fight over an oblong ball. Sometimes they slap each other on the behind…I’ve seen it. I know what’s up. Yes, it’s an American thing. Don’t worry, I …

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Foodie Fun With Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino And His Ma, Paola!

One of the most exciting things about being a blogger is getting to meet people you might otherwise never meet. I recently found out Vinny Guadagnino and his ma, Paola, have a new show on The Cooking Channel called, “Vinny and Ma Eat America.” Being a huge HUGE foodie, I Knew I had to talk …

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Trump Is That Spoiled Kid At The Birthday Party Who Ruins It For Everyone

Chances are we haven’t met, so let me introduce myself. I’m a 30-something white girl from the Mid-West. My family includes a lot of racial diversity, within my immediate family I have black, Hispanic and Middle Eastern relatives. To say that our family is an interesting melting pot would be an understatement. You might have …

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It’s Cranston Vs. Cranston In This Funny ‘Why Him’ Trailer Parody!

This is the movie I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Okay, maybe not my whole life. Maybe just since I saw Breaking Bad. In fact, ever since I saw Breaking Bad I’ve imagined Walt in all of Bryan Cranston’s roles. I can’t help it. He was That Good. But with Why Him coming out, …

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You Won’t Believe The Willy Wonka Dream House This Man Built!

Growing up there are certain stories that stick with us. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was a big one for me. The bright colors, odd characters, and of course mounds and mounds of candy. The idea that a little boy could win a magic ticket to a fantasy land and have a chance to …

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THIS Guy Is the Workout Inspiration I’ve Been Waiting For My Whole Life!

It’s time for that whole New Year Resolutions business again, and I’m pulling out the old classics. New year/new me. Gonna try to make this a year of taking care of myself and making sure I do things right. That means more water, more veggies, and more dancing. Maybe less kissing bad boys. Maybe…I mean, …

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How Princess Leia Changed The World

Princess Leia changed my life. This is not hyperbole. I come from a pre-Katniss, pre-Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer, pre-Hillary-Clinton era. I know this makes me sound old, but I grew up in Texas, so subtract like ten years from the female empowerment timeline. Oh, we had Governor Ann Richards, but she was considered an aberration. There was Ripley …

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The History Of Krampus’s Gal-Pal, Frau Perchta: The Belly-Slitter

In the last few years Santa Claus’ darker half, Krampus, has enjoyed a resurgence in popularity. The delightful half goat, half demon punishes where Santa Claus rewards. But he’s not the only other Christmas time folklore figure that kids can look forward to a visit from this holiday season. The History Of Krampus’s Gal-Pal, Frau …

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You’ll Never Hear Jingle Bells The Same Way Again…

It’s hard to stay in the Christmas spirit. Between the shopping, and baking, and kids being home from school, and inlaws coming to visit (oh, good LORD, the inlaws), you can slip from “Merry Christmas To All” to “Get the Heck outta my kitchen before I deck your halls” pretty darn quick. Plus, with the …

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My ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ Moment And How It Changed My Life

When I was very young (around the age of 5 or whenever the hell it is you start having actual memories), I liked my December birthday.  It’s Christmas Eve. Being close to a holiday that my siblings and friends were excited about made me feel special.  My Mom used to jokingly call me ‘Kyle Christmas’ …

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Is The WORST Christmas Song EVER!

“You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen…Comet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen…but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?” So let’s just take a moment and talk about this, the absolute worst of all the Christmas songs. First, I get that you may not agree with me. You might have …

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This Woman Has Fingernails Growing Out Of Her Face!

Imagine having a condition so rare that you’re literally the only person alive who has it. That’s exactly what happened to Shanyna Isom. This college student was having the time of her life when suddenly everything shifted. Her face started to burn all the time, and her hair started to fall out. When her mom …

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7 Hogwarts Teachers You Probably Had IRL

How many of these teachers did you have growing up?  At the time, we probably thought many of them were nastier than they actually were and didn’t give them full credit for all of their efforts to teach us all of the valuable lessons that we needed to learn (sometimes the hard way). Teaching is …

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3 Things I Would Tell 10 Year Old Me

There are a lot of fall birthdays in our family, and that’s really cool, because I love birthdays.  Especially my own.  But it’s not until February.  Regardless, when the fall birthdays start to roll in, I can’t help but think of my birthday, and how awesome it. Is. Going. To. Be. First, I’m going to …

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3 Everyday Horrors That Will Never Get Their Own Movie

October is here, and with the crisp weather and the promise of Halloween on the wind comes the traditional horror movie marathons. We watch in giddy anticipation of the hapless hero stumbling upon a murder in progress. Then we yell at the screen when they idiotically run upstairs instead of outside to the already running …

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HELLO, HARRY! This Hot Harry Potter ‘Dudeoir’ Shoot Is Sure To Melt Your Heart!

All of your Harry Potter fangirl fantasies are about to come true once you see this hot Harry Potter ‘Dudeoir’ photoshoot! Oklahoma based phenom photographer Sarah Hester met Harry Potter look-alike model and photographer Zachary Howell, and KNEW she had to do a HP-themed boudoir shoot with the gorgeous Gryffindor. He agreed immediately, and the …

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Hallmark Channel’s 2016 Christmas Movies Schedule!

Grab some eggnog, and a loved one, the Hallmark Channel just announced their 2016 Christmas Movies schedule! All movies will be shown at 8/7c, and it looks like we’re in for another great year! Enjoy! Hallmark Channel’s 2016 Christmas Movies Schedule! October 29 – A Wish For Christmas Sara Shaw is the type of woman …

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5 Questions About The Walking Dead

Something I think a lot of people have in common is that we weren’t all that into zombies, er, walkers before The Walking Dead. Or maybe it’s just me. I just wasn’t ‘that’ into zombie lore or bloody viscera or the whole idea of a zombie apocalypse. Now? I’m a full fledged zombophile. Between Shaun …

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My Lil’ Hufflepuff Heart Can’t Take It! I NEED These Harry Potter Eye Shadow Palettes In My Life!

Accio Eyeshadow! When Reddit user Spellsandstars first posted pictures of her imagined Harry Potter House Palettes, she wanted to make it clear that she owns nothing HP related. In fact, she’s an artist. Not a manufacturer, not a marketer, she’s someone who imagined an amazing idea and wanted to share it with the world. Well, I’m …

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5 Personality Types of Moms Who Play Fantasy Football

You think you know these women. You’ve organized PTA fundraisers together, shared a carpool and have helped each other out of countless binds over the years. They are your friends. Your neighbors. But they are also your rival fantasy football team owners. Forget book club, bunco night or supper club, fantasy football leagues are what …

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6 Tips For Halloween Humbug Homeowners

Kids suck. I get it. If you’re lucky you might only have to yell at them to get off your lawn once or twice a year. But when October 31st rolls around all the neighborhood ragamuffins have been given carte blanche to roam as they please, trodding across your carefully cultivated fescue. The worst part …

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20 Reasons Zombies Make Great Boyfriends…

It’s October (FINALLY), which means two things: Halloween, and the return of The Walking Dead. I wish I could say I was more excited about Halloween, but I’d be lying to everyone. I’m All About TWD. But I’m also slightly twisted, and just a little bit off, so the other day (okay, probably more like …

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I Hate To Break It To You, But, Your Pumpkin-Flavored Everything Isn’t Even Really Pumpkin

Your Life Until Now Has Been A LIE! That’s right. Your Nana’s a liar. The grocery store is a liar. Even freakin’ Starbucks has been LYING to you. And you’ve been eating it up. Literally. I Hate To Break It To You, But, Your Pumpkin-Flavored Everything Isn’t Even Really Pumpkin Every year you wait in …

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The Eight Types of Lesser-Known Harry Potter Characters We Work With

Did you ever wish you could live in the world of Harry Potter? I know I have. Even though I’m a 34-year-old woman with a kid, I’ve always been drawn to the world of Harry Potter. If you’re like me, I’m here to say that reading the books, watching the movies, or going to Universal …

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In Defense Of Squirrel Girl, The Internet Is Nuts

I recently ran across an article about Anna Kendrick as Squirrel Girl. Obviously I had to click on it because the only thing more awesome than Anna Kendrick IS Squirrel Girl. As it turned out, the article wasn’t news per se. It was really just a write up about Anna Kendrick saying in passing that …

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LuLaRoe Alert! Halloween Prints Have Been Spotted!

Okay, so if you’re a LuLaRoe fan, you know that their holiday and special themed runs are to die for awesome, and super small. As in, there’s only a couple thousand of the prints and styles made, so if you want it, be ready to Thunderdome style fight for what you want, because it’s going …

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Universal Studios Isn’t Just for Big Kids!

For moms of preschoolers, planning a trip to Orlando, Florida usually involves that one place with everyone’s favorite mouse. But what do you do if your kiddo isn’t into space rangers and goofy dogs?! You plan a trip to Universal Studios instead. Universal Studios Resort is just as much — if not MORE — fun with …

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This Guy Set AVENGERS To The Theme Of Full House…And It’s AMAZING!

If you were alive in the late 80’s, early 90’s, there is no WAY you missed Full House. Okay, so you might have pretended to be too cool for it, but anyone who was anyone either had a crush on Uncle Jesse, or thought Joey was the funniest person they’d ever heard of, or thought …

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There Is A Real-Life Creepy Clown Trying To Lure Kids Into The Woods In South Carolina

IT isn’t even out yet, and already the creepiness has started. In what is possibly the craziest letter to residents I’ve ever seen in my life, the Fleetwood Manor Apartment Complex in Greenville, SC, warned residents about a clown lurking in the woods…take a look: It gets creepier… Depending on who you talk to, there …

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DO NOT – For The Love Of ALL That Is Holy – Search For McChicken On Twitter Today!

I’m one of those people that if someone tells me NOT to do something, I immediately do it. Which is exactly what happened here. ALL these posts started popping up about how you should avoid searching for that, or get the eye bleach ready. Well, I’m a doer, not a thinker, so I immediately searched …

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#SelfcareSeptember, A Body Love 4 All challenge

Get your selfie sticks, lip gloss and confidence ready girls! This September the Body Love 4 All campaign is celebrating self care through a thirty days of challenge Instagram event. If you’ve never heard of Body Love 4 All, that’s okay! This organization is all about empowering people to discover, celebrate and love themselves with a …

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UT Austin Students Are Carrying THIS To Class Today In Protest Of The New Open Carry On Campus Policy (VERY NSFW)

Glock-blocking. That’s what some are calling the “C*cks, Not Glocks” movement on the UT Austin campus today. In order to protest laws that make it legal to carry concealed guns on campus, some 4500 ‘marital aids’ were handed out to students in a little under 23-minutes. These students are attaching their ‘impetus of protest’ to their backpacks …

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Here’s The Video Of Millie Bobby Brown (Eleven) From Stranger Things Shaving Her Head!

I wasn’t going to watch Stranger Things. I thought it was going to be dumb, thought it was trending for no reason, thought it was just another repeat of a repeat and I Wan’t Buying In. A cross between ET and Firestarter? Um, nothanks. One ENORMOUS binge later, I finished the entire first season. Trust …

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Pokemon Go: Next-Gen Dating App?

Pokemon and dating. Who ever expected to see those two words together? Not me, that’s for sure. Not until I actually met a guy playing Pokemon, I’m not even kidding, this totally happened. I’ve spent my entire life hiding in my room in front of my computer playing video games, and happily chatting away with …

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Fair Warning: Don’t Get Shot While Playing Pokemon Go

So, my family is straight up country. Well, as it turns out, they also happen to live in a place where rare Pokemon spawn. (If you want to know more about the game, you can find my tips and tricks for playing Pokemon Go here.) So, this morning, my aunt posted this: (I kid you …

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Star Trek Beyond Will Bring Out The Optimist In All Of Us…

Thanks to Hollywood, Star Trek and Star Wars have captured the minds of at least three generations. Okay, so that’s my rough guesstimate. My folks saw the shows when they first aired and in the theaters when they were new. I fell in love with the second generation of both series’, even if Jar Jar was …

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“I Just Want To Eat You Up” And Other Totally Creepy Things Adults Say To Children…

Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they? But you have to wonder what kids think of the things We say to Them. Like, seriously, are we a bunch of psychopaths or something? Stealing kids noses, charging body parts for things, threatening to eat them. I never realized just how creepy some of the things I …

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An Open Letter To The Police Concerning PokemonGo

Yesterday was the release of PokemonGo, a game where you capture Pokemon in real-life surroundings using your phone. Basically, you walk and drive all around your town hunting and catching Pokemon that appear all over the place. In restaurants, fields on the side of the road, in the middle of the town square, EVERYWHERE. My …

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This Reddit User Left Fake Animal Facts At The L.A. Zoo – And They’re Hilarious!

Reddit User Obviousplant knows how to troll. On his (her? Who knows…) recent trip to the L.A. Zoo, Obvi decided to leave some fake Animal Facts for the patrons. And they are hilarious! Take a look! Bear-y funny… Now that’s just ducking hilarious! Damnit, Phillip! You’re making us all look bad. Gibbon a choice, I’d …

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10 Ways Parenting Is Like Orange Is The New Black

I’ve spent most of the weekend binge watching Orange Is the New Black, and if my facebook stream is any indication, you did, too. Since I am can’t stop watching, I can’t help but compare being a parent to living at Litchfield. 10 Ways Parenting Is Like Orange Is the New Black 1. All the different …

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Top 3 Horror Movies For Making A Man Out Of Your Little Girl

If you are a strong-willed, articulate parent like I am, you’ll no doubt agree that cowardice is for dummy-stupidheads. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re afraid to jab a stick into a rabid dog in the eye there’s nothing wrong with you, you’re smart. In fact, congratulations because you’re smarter than I am. But we …

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The Queen Wore An Outfit The Same Color As A Green Screen And The Internet Went Nuts

Queen Elizabeth is delightfully pretty in green in her birthday suit, but as many others have discovered the chroma-green coloring is Way easy to manipulate. Remember this weather forecaster? Well, here is Queen Elizabeth in her original outfit… Great, right? Now here she is after the internet had a royal field day with her outfit… …

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Everything I Am Feeling About The Beauty and The Best Remake

Yesterday something glorious happened. The teaser trailer for the new Beauty and the Best movie starring none other than HERMIONE herself came out. From the very moment the screen went black to start off the monologue at the beginning of the first Disney Beauty and the Best movie I was hooked. This movie had everything. Daring …

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If You Saw The New Assassin’s Creed Trailer, You Might Be Asking Yourself…What Even Is Assassin’s Creed??

The first official trailer for the upcoming film “Assassin’s Creed,” starring Michael “Magneto/Professor X Is My OTP” Fassbender and Marion “Hey Remember Inception?” Cotillard, has been making the rounds on social media lately, making sure that you and all your Facebook friends (and frenemies) know that you can expect to see it in theaters in …

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Can We Please Stop This Trend of Gender Bending Movie Reboots Before It Starts?

When I first heard the news that there was going to be a Ghostbusters reboot with an all-female cast, I was mostly just confused. For me, it was one of those “why fix what isn’t broken?” moments, because the original is such a classic. It was a movie that must have sounded ridiculous before it was …

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This Dude Figured Out the Names of the Four New Harry Potter Houses in “Fantastic Beasts”

Hey, I love Harry Potter Crafts so much that I wrote a book about them! My book, THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO CRAFTING THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY IT. The Unofficial Guide to Crafting the World of Harry Potter: 30 Magical Crafts for Witches and Wizards from Pencil Wands to …

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#MomSongs Perfectly Describes What It’s Like To Be A Mom

As it turns out, the day after Mother’s Day is the most fun time to be a mom on Twitter. Inspired by a segment on the comedy game show @midnight with Chris Hardwick, fans tweeted the show their best parody songs about their moms using the hashtag #MomSongs. The results were, well…pretty accurate: I Wanna …

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Overwatch Open Beta Extended – Blizzard’s Latest Game Might Just Be Its Coolest One Yet

Gamers, rejoice! If you’ve been counting down the seconds until the end of the open beta for Overwatch, Blizzard Entertainment’s new adventure into first-person shooters, it turns out you’ve got a few extra hours to get your fill. As a thank you to “the millions of players who’ve logged in so far,” the company announced that they would be …

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Real-Life Quidditch Is Now A Thing And It’s Just As Awesome As You Think

Hey, I love Harry Potter Crafts so much that I wrote a book about them! My book, THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO CRAFTING THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY IT. The Unofficial Guide to Crafting the World of Harry Potter: 30 Magical Crafts for Witches and Wizards from Pencil Wands to …

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Emma Watson Wore A Gown Made Of Recycled Plastic To The Met Gala!!

Hey, I love Harry Potter Crafts so much that I wrote a book about them! My book, THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO CRAFTING THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY IT. The Unofficial Guide to Crafting the World of Harry Potter: 30 Magical Crafts for Witches and Wizards from Pencil Wands to …

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This Is Why Your Kids Like Minecraft

Of all the things that modern technology has given us – smart phones, space travel, litter boxes that clean themselves, etc. – the best thing by far, in my not-so-humble opinion, is video games. Enjoying a good movie or binge-watched TV series is great and all, but it’s sort of like a football player watching …

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This Snowboarder In Japan Was Chased By A Bear!

Okay, or possibly not. So I’ve watched this video of Kelly Murphy being chased by a bear over and over again and I’m still not completely convinced it’s real…here’s the video: Now, first glance definitely makes it look very real, right? But we’ve seen videos like this before. Remember that person on the bike being …

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How To Dance Your Way Out Of Awkward Situations, According To DWTS

I am the queen of awkward. I go in for a hug when others go in for handshakes all the time. And if someone tries to fist bump me, chances are I’m going to shake their fist. It’s rough. But luckily, thanks to Nyle DiMarco and Peta Murgatroyd from Dancing With The Stars, I’ve now …

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Starbucks Is In Hot Water After A Barista Wrote THIS On One Of The Cups

Imagine the mid-morning slump hits and you go to your local Starbucks to get your favorite quick pick-me-up, only to find a snarky message written on the cup. That’s exactly what happened to a man in St. Augustine Florida this past week. A @Starbucks customer tells me he’s hurt by the message he received on his …

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Why These Raindrop Cakes Totally Freak Me Out

I’ll be the first to say, I love quirky and unique things. I really do. But when something comes out that looks like something a plastic surgeon is meant to put inside you (*cough* – breast implants) it kind of freaks me out. You might be wondering exactly what I am talking about and I am …

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I Binge Watched All Of Fuller House And I Have a Lot Of Feelings About It

For those of you not in the know, Fuller House is out today, and I have been waiting on it for– well, pretty much what I feel like is one million days. So, this afternoon, I did what all good people who write about life and culture full time, I spent the entire time on the …

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