These Wickedly Funny Halloween Puns Are Perfect To Throw Into Your Conversations This Spooky Season

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Who doesn’t like a good pun? Sure, they are cheesy, and most of the time garner a huge eye roll. But, you have to admit, they make you chuckle.

Now, I’m not very quick-on-my-feet when it comes to slipping puns into everyday conversation. I always think of them AFTER the fact, and then they aren’t funny anymore. LOL!!

Want to seem quick-witted and clever this Halloween season? We got you!

Halloween Puns to make you laugh all season

“Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.”

“Everything I brew, I brew for you.”

“It’s Hallo-scream time!”

“That really struck a gourd with me.”

“Be witch ya in a second!”

“Witcha up to?”

“Don’t go goblin up all the candy.”

“Go big or gourd home.”

“Keep calm and carry a wand.”

“You can’t always get what you wand!”

“She’s part of the witch and famous.”

“Eat, drink, and be scary.”

“It’s time to boo-gie!”

“Shake your boo-ty!”

“Time to lift your spirits!”

“I’d tell you a joke, but it’s not very humerus.”

“I’m witching you a happy Halloween!”

“If the broom fits!”

“Ghouls just want to have fun!”

“I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.”

“My daughter’s so smart. She’s ahead of the carve.”

“Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.”

“Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.”

“Let’s carve out some time to decorate pumpkins!”

“Howl You Doin’?”

“I’m thirsty. Can I have more boos, please?”

“I think about you a latte — a Pumpkin Spice Latte!”

“Squash goals.”

“Bone appetit!”

“It was love at first bite!”

“That’s witchful thinking!”

“Creep it real, ya’ll!!”

“I only have pies for you.”

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”

“Let’s pumpkin spice things up!”

“That Jack O’ Lantern looks fa-boo-lous!”

“Fangs for the memories.”

“Country pumpkin.”

“You’re gourdgeous.”

“That costume is eerie-sistible.”

“I once used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was a Ouija gourd.”

“It’s a joke. I’m pump-king you!”

“Orange you pumped for Halloween?”

“Oh my gourd! That’s funny!!”

“Have a gourd time on Halloween.”

“You’re pumpkin-dding me.”

“What’s cookin’ gourd lookin’?”

“Whew! That really caught me off gourd!”

“Bat to the bone.”

“I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.”

“Life is gourd.”

“Keep calm and pumpkin on.”

“There’s nothing to do! I’m gourd out of my mind!”

“Orange you excited for Halloween?”

“You don’t know Jack-o’-Lantern!”

“My kids will gourd their Halloween candy with their lives!”

“My blood type is Pumpkin Spice.”

“Time to get this party startled!”

“That’s fang-tastic!!”

“Oh my gourdness, look at that pumpkin!”

“Have a gourd time at the Halloween party!”

“Let’s get smashed!”

“Trick or treat yo’ self.”


“Have a spook-tacular Halloween!”

“Vampires are a pain in the neck.”

“Where my ghouls at?”

Bwahahaha! I told you they were punny! Do you have more Halloween puns? We’d love to hear them in the comments below.

If you loved these Halloween puns, you HAVE to check out our ‘Pumpkin Jokes!” They are like ‘Dad Jokes,’ but better!!

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