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Here’s Some Hilarious Pickup Lines For Social Distance Dating and You’re Welcome

There’s a whole new trend that involves dating whilst maintaining social distancing, and I LOVE watching it unfold!

Some creative person on Facebook came up with a list of pickup lines for dating during this drama, and I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time.

As funny as these pickup lines are, they are painfully accurate. Ha!

Social Distancing Pickup Lines

If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out — can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket — or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed — I’m checking you out instead.

You can’t spell VIRUS without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because, I can be your Prince Charmin.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

You can’t spell QUARANTINE without “U R A Q T”.

I really can’t stay. Baby it’s COVID-19 outside.

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These made my day! We could all use a good laugh during this crazy time, and these will make you smile.