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There’s a whole new trend that involves dating whilst maintaining social distancing, and I LOVE watching it unfold!
Some creative person on Facebook came up with a list of pickup lines for dating during this drama, and I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time.
As funny as these pickup lines are, they are painfully accurate. Ha!
Social Distancing Pickup Lines
If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out — can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket — or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed — I’m checking you out instead.
You can’t spell VIRUS without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because, I can be your Prince Charmin.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
You can’t spell QUARANTINE without “U R A Q T”.
I really can’t stay. Baby it’s COVID-19 outside.
These made my day! We could all use a good laugh during this crazy time, and these will make you smile.