Raising a child is a darn frightening experience. Moms, have you even seen what those things look like coming out? Of course you haven’t. You’re up there enjoying your drugs and…I don’t know…iced coffee? I might be misremembering my children’s birth. I was really lightheaded during the first go-around. I don’t remember much but I do remember that on the business end of baby-having everything is gross and terrifying. But guess what, parents? It doesn’t end there. Nope. When you bring that baby into your house you’re bringing a whole world of weird in with it. Now, my wife and I have seen Keep Reading >>>
20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents
Baby keep you up all night? Toddler refuse to walk faster than a glacier? Sometimes the best way to survive is knowing someone else is out there being tortured too. Here are twenty stories from the parenting trenches guaranteed to keep you sane for at least five more minutes. 20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents https://twitter.com/LindaInDisguise/status/392274565532880896 Watch out, those things may attract starving artists. https://twitter.com/QwertyJones3/status/498565024882126850 This guy knows how it's Keep Reading >>>
“So You Just Have The One?”
One of the things I hate about social media is the number of people who try to co-parent my child without actually being in her life. I realize everyone means well, but just because your intentions are good doesn't mean you're not overstepping. My biggest issue? When people find out my daughter is a single-child. "So you just have the one?" Like one is so bad. Like I've somehow cheated my daughter by not turning my uterus into a baby-making factory. Like her life...our lives...are somehow less because she doesn't have a cabal of siblings waiting at home to do her bidding. Yeah, I've just got Keep Reading >>>
8 Things Only Moms With Anxiety Truly Understand
It's like a daily issue where something, and I mean SOMETHING goes weird. Us moms just seem to have those moments where we can't find our keys just magically find them in the refrigerator or we can't remember if we turned off our curling iron before we left home. And those moments cause so much anxiety. It's hard enough being a mom, but when you put anxiety on top of that? Brutal. Here's a few more things that get my anxiety flared up, maybe you can relate! 8 Things Only Moms With Anxiety Truly Understand 1. The Faulty Alarm. Okay, so maybe it was human error but at any rate there is Keep Reading >>>
Their Chores Only Take 20 Minutes, So Why Do They Whine About Them All Day Instead?
Does anybody want a five year old? You can't have my daughter, but I'm considering selling my son (joking, of course). My daily fights with him are about to do me in. Let's talk chores for a minute. My kids don't have that many. They might have three chores that don't involve making their beds, picking up their dirty clothes, or taking a bath. The latter are just normal, expected things that all normal, civilized humans do. They are old enough, however, for a few extra chores. And, quite frankly, I need the help around the house. But you know what? As little as I give them to do, they spend Keep Reading >>>
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