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20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents

Baby keep you up all night? Toddler refuse to walk faster than a glacier? Sometimes the best way to survive is knowing someone else is out there being tortured too. Here are twenty stories from the parenting trenches guaranteed to keep you sane for at least five more minutes. 20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents The anti-theft system …

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DO NOT – For The Love Of ALL That Is Holy – Search For McChicken On Twitter Today!

I’m one of those people that if someone tells me NOT to do something, I immediately do it. Which is exactly what happened here. ALL these posts started popping up about how you should avoid searching for that, or get the eye bleach ready. Well, I’m a doer, not a thinker, so I immediately searched …

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This Teen’s Mom Thought She Was On Drugs, But The Truth Is Hilarious!

Dallas-area teenager Ashley Banks knows how to have a good time. Unfortunately, as we all know, a good time can get teens into a lot of hot water. That’s why when her mom found a baggie full of capsules in her room, she texted Ashley and demanded she come home immediately to talk. What mom …

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#MomSongs Perfectly Describes What It’s Like To Be A Mom

As it turns out, the day after Mother’s Day is the most fun time to be a mom on Twitter. Inspired by a segment on the comedy game show @midnight with Chris Hardwick, fans tweeted the show their best parody songs about their moms using the hashtag #MomSongs. The results were, well…pretty accurate: I Wanna …

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This Girl Is a Real Life Pinkalicious

My daughter’s book was Pinkalicious, I probably read this book a hundred times, so when I saw this woman, Abi Shenton, who confused a Lush bath bomb for soap turned all over neon pink…I was reminded of PINKALICIOUS, the girl who ate too many pink cupcakes and turned herself PINK! Poor Abi, she got that bright pink hue, and didn’t …

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RSVP for the #ThanksGiveItUp Twitter Party

Do you love a good Twitter Party?  You know we do, and we’re excited to host a party about giving thanks and ways we can support Project Rebuild! On FRIDAY, November 21st at 1:00 pm ET, please join us for the #ThanksGiveItUp Twitter Party where we’ll be sharing ways to give thanks, share thanks, and …

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Aw, Scott Baio is MAD Now.

This is day three of the My Twitter Account vs. Scott Baio. If you are just now tuning in, you should start here: Part One: Charles is Not in Charge of My Direct Messages Then you need to read this: Part Two: Jamie Does Not Love Chachie Okay, so I called him out. I told …

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06

There she goes again. Yes. That’s her own foot. http://twitpic.com/gomy0 # Oh look my best friends completely trashed. #drunktweet http://twitpic.com/gomun # And now metallics. It’s like thy read my frakkin mind. # Okay this place is totally the jam. Dueling pianos In Addison. Ftw! # YMCA!! Yus. http://twitpic.com/gofqo # Someone actually just puked!! Omg!! http://twitpic.com/go99e …

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-23

RT @PowerofNo: Whoever You Touch #failedchildrensbooktitles # RT @xtonks: #followfriday DNFWTF Crew! @KalebNation @jamieharrington @miss_ashleyc @devynburton @reinix #DNFWTF # For those wondering about pwn… http://is.gd/2srIa /cough @kirkmonster and @jimsissy /endcough # Whatever you’re doing… stop right now, get up and do the TIME WARP! ♫ http://blip.fm/~c3c0d # Seriously… why do I have to keep educating …

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07

http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington # We are reading my first three chapters of Sketch McGee here in blog tv and it is way fun! ZOMG!! # http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington we’re talking about how much I hate my chapter 2 # OMG the Ninja and I are on blog tv talking about whatever we want to talk about… http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington # ohmigosh… …

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