Hellboy: Fun fact when I was in high school the beginning of this movie scared me so much I left and spent the rest of the movie in the lobby.
That was a dumb choice. It’s a great movie!
Scary Movie: It’s pretty much the gold standard when it comes to teen faux horror movies.
I mean, who hasn’t seen that mask?
V For Vendetta: Ah! this movie is awesome!
But I can’t look at the mask without thinking of anonymous.
Casino Royale: Ah! YES! This movie is full of suspense and intrigue.
And also CASINOS.
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2: Quentin Tarintino’s masterpiece.
I can hear that music in my head already.
The Terminator: I’ll be back.
And he was. Again and again.
Poltergeist: It’s pretty much the only way I ever imagine a kid puking.
And so, so scary.
Hot Fuzz:One of those crazy iconing hilarious and awesome cop buddy films.
Sweeney Todd: This is one of the best serial killer musicals of all time.
Helena Bonham Carter. I love you.
8 Mile: Mom’s Spaghetti.
Sigh, I miss Brittany Murphy.
Hairspray: I can hear the bells.
Tracy Turnbald. Than you for being the best thing to ever happen.
Talladega Nights: Ricky Bobby!
This movie is layers on layers of funny.
Final Destination: It’s just so crazy!
It always causes me great stress in the best way to watch this.
Scream: It’s coming from inside the house!
I think what I am screaming about is that phone! I haven’t seen one of those in a hot minute.
Black Hawk Down: YES! This movie is heartbreakingly awesome.
And I could watch it again and again.
Anger Management: LOVE!
Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler together. Need I say more? I think I only would have liked it better if they’d added a little Jim Carrey, just for fun.
No Country For Old Men: It’s just a classic.
In fact it’s probably the most classic thriller of the 20th century.
Law Abiding Citizen: This psychological thriller will have you questioning your morals.
In the best way possible.
Cloverfield: GIANT MONSTER.
No, really. It’s all about a giant monster!
Did I miss your favorite movie? Yell at me about it in the comments! I deserve it.