You Can Get A Toilet Timer For The Person Who Likes To Poo-Crastinate
I am TOTALLY getting this for my husband and son. Seriously! Best. Invention. Ever.
The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. This is a sand timer that runs for about five minutes.
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It’s totally time to sh**, and then get off the pot!
The Toilet Timer is more than just a subtle hint for the long-pooper in your family. Did you know that there is actually medical benefit to not lingering in the loo?
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This makes a PERFECT gag gift for that long pooper in your life. But, seriously, my family needs it for REAL!
It has to stay on a flat surface to work properly — like a sink counter would be PERFECT.
Y’all. This was successfully funded on Kickstarter. Looks like I’m not the only one who thinks this is a GENIUS invention!
You can get this toilet timer right on the Amazon website. It is only fifteen bucks, and a totally necessity for MY family! Ha!
Speaking of POO, there is a coffee that is made from the poop of animals, and it is supposedly the best coffee in the world. Check it out!