Add 2 ounces of premium vodka and a couple of ice cubes.
Garnish with a leafy stalk (you will have to cut your celery stalk to fit into your glass), a leaf of Swiss Chard and a single Purple Sage leaf.
Finish with a turn or two of fresh cracked black pepper. Serve.
Notes
Add a little spice to the mix by serving your cocktails along with a side of hot sauce. The hot sauce adds just the right dash of, "Yum!" to this already delicious drink. Cheers!