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					<description><![CDATA[Rainwater is one of the most potent ingredients in spellwork — here's how to collect it, what different types do, and simple recipes to use it.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<aside class="ttb-tldr" data-testid="post-tldr" aria-label="TL;DR — quick answer" style="background:#fff5f8;border-left:4px solid #ec4899;padding:1.1rem 1.4rem;margin:0 0 2rem 0;border-radius:0 8px 8px 0;"><div class="ttb-tldr__label" style="font-size:0.7rem;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:0.2em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#db2777;margin:0 0 0.5rem 0;">TL;DR</div><p class="ttb-tldr__body" data-speakable="true" style="font-size:1.0625rem;line-height:1.55;color:#1a1a1a;margin:0;font-weight:500;">Rainwater is more magically potent than tap water because it&#8217;s untreated, carries the energy of the sky, and connects the elements of air and earth. Collect it directly from the sky in a clean glass or ceramic vessel, set your intention while you do it, and use it for cleansing, healing, and banishing spells. Storm-collected water — especially from lightning — hits different.</p></aside>
<p>There&#8217;s something that happens when it rains that I don&#8217;t know how to explain scientifically, but I feel it every single time. Something settles. Something clears.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve been doing any kind of spellwork, you already know that the water you use matters. Tap water is fine in a pinch, but it&#8217;s been processed, treated, stripped of basically everything natural about it. Rainwater — caught straight from the sky — is a completely different thing.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what you actually need to know about collecting it, what makes different types of rainwater useful for different purposes, and a few simple recipes to get you started.</p>
<h2>What makes rainwater more powerful than other water?</h2>

<p>Rainwater is the connective force between air and earth — it falls from the sky and feeds the ground, which makes it symbolically and energetically one of the most potent ingredients you can use in spellwork. It hasn&#8217;t been chlorinated, fluoridated, or processed through a municipal water system. What comes down is what you get.</p>

<p>Scientifically, rainwater is slightly more acidic than tap water and higher in dissolved nitrogen, which is why plants absolutely love it — it lowers soil pH and makes nutrients easier to absorb. Anything that makes plants thrive is, as far as I&#8217;m concerned, magic in the most literal sense.</p>

<p>It&#8217;s also worth noting that rainwater is connected to lunar cycles. The moon&#8217;s gravitational pull affects atmospheric pressure, which influences when and how rain forms. A waxing moon reduces the likelihood of rain — so when it does rain, it carries a waning-moon energy — the kind that&#8217;s ideal for releasing, purging, and letting go.</p>

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<h2>Does storm rain work differently than regular rain?</h2>

<p>Yes — and the difference is significant. Rain that falls during an electrical storm is considered by many practitioners to be charged by lightning, and there&#8217;s actually a scientific basis for that. Lightning breaks apart nitrogen bonds in the air and disrupts water molecules on the way down. That scattered energy is real.</p>

<p>Lightning water is associated with the fire element — fierce, fast-moving, and restorative. It&#8217;s great for breaking existing bonds (emotional, energetic, situational) and for re-energizing your practice when things feel stagnant. One catch — use it quickly. The potency doesn&#8217;t hang around.</p>

<p>Wind-storm rain reflects the air element — momentum, release, transformation. If you&#8217;re doing a banishing ritual or want to support a major life shift, wind-driven rain is your friend. Store it in a corked glass bottle to hold that energy in place.</p>

<h2>What about rain caught on plants?</h2>

<p>Plant-captured rain — that gorgeous little pool of water sitting in the curl of a fallen leaf — is genuinely special. It represents the union of earth and sky, the abundant life that water makes possible.</p>

<p>When you find a leaf holding rainwater after a storm, that&#8217;s a gift. Use it in spells involving gratitude, healing, or fulfillment. Store it in a ceramic container to keep your connection to the earth element intact.</p>

<p>It makes sense because the vessel matters as much as what&#8217;s in it — ceramic holds earth energy, glass holds and seals, stone disperses. Choose accordingly.</p>

<h2>How do you actually collect rainwater the right way?</h2>

<p>Avoid gutters, tarps, and puddles — all of those pick up runoff, chemicals, and debris that muddle your water&#8217;s energetic integrity, not to mention actual microbes you don&#8217;t want near your ritual tools.</p>

<p>What you want is a clean vessel placed with intention directly under open sky. A glass bowl you can immediately cork, a ceramic dish that fits your ritual space, or a stone basin you can then pour into smaller bottles — all of those work. The act of setting out your vessel before the rain hits IS part of the ritual. Don&#8217;t skip it.</p>

<p>Focus on what you want to achieve while you collect. You don&#8217;t have to chant or do anything elaborate — just be intentional about why you&#8217;re out there holding a bowl in the rain like the absolute witch you are.</p>

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<h2>What are the best ritual uses for rainwater?</h2>

<p>Rainwater is most naturally used in cleansing, healing, restoration, and banishing — it makes sense because it literally washes things away. Here&#8217;s where it shows up most:</p>

<ul>
<li>Clear harmful energy from yourself, someone else, a space, or an object that&#8217;s been carrying something heavy</li>
<li>Cleanse a candle before a banishing ritual</li>
<li>Add it to a bath for wellness and restoration</li>
<li>Anoint yourself to clear mental fog or emotional residue</li>
<li>Use it to clean your magical tools instead of tap or mineral water</li>
<li>Charge your crystals — rainwater helps them receive and transmit healing energy more clearly</li>
</ul>

<p>If you want to go deeper on crystal charging and energy work, I wrote about <a href="https://totallythebomb.com/high-school-is-ten-times-more-stressful-than-middle-school-ever-was/" rel="noopener">some of my favorite healing crystals for anxiety and stress</a> a while back — that post pairs well with this one.</p>

<h2>Simple rainwater recipes worth trying</h2>

<p>You don&#8217;t need a full grimoire to make these work. The intention is the most important ingredient, but the physical elements matter too.</p>

<ul>
<li><strong>For wealth and wellness</strong> — blend rainwater with fresh mint, orange peel, and a pinch of cinnamon</li>
<li><strong>For protection</strong> — add a few drops of patchouli, lavender, or mugwort oil</li>
<li><strong>For healing</strong> — combine plant-captured rain with eucalyptus oil</li>
<li><strong>For energy, insight, and focus</strong> — infuse with green or black tea leaves</li>
</ul>

<p>For any of these — you can sprinkle the blend around the affected space, use it to anoint tools or yourself, or seal it in a bottle to use as a protective barrier later. There&#8217;s no wrong way to use something you collected with intention.</p>

<p>If you&#8217;re newer to building out a ritual practice, check out <a href="https://totallythebomb.com/lady-gaga-and-bradley-cooper-just-got-a-standing-ovation-with-their-shallow-performance-at-the-oscars/" rel="noopener">my post on moon rituals and how to actually perform them</a> — it&#8217;s a solid foundation before you start working with elemental water.</p>

<p>And if you&#8217;re into making your own ritual tools generally, I also covered <a href="https://totallythebomb.com/protection-spell-jar-ingredients/" rel="noopener">how to make a protection spell jar with just a few simple things</a> — rainwater is a great addition to that recipe too.</p>
<p>Rainwater is one of those things that costs you nothing except the willingness to go stand outside with a bowl when the sky opens up. That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s the barrier to entry.</p>
<p>The fact that it&#8217;s free, natural, and genuinely more potent than anything you&#8217;d buy in a bottle makes it one of those resources that just makes sense to use. Don&#8217;t overthink it — set out your vessel, collect with intention, and let the rain do what it&#8217;s always done.</p>
<p>The sky&#8217;s literally giving it away.</p>
<section class="ttb-faq" data-testid="post-faq" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/FAQPage" style="margin:3rem 0 1rem 0;padding:1.5rem 0 0 0;border-top:2px solid #f3f4f6;"><h2 class="ttb-faq__heading" style="font-size:1.5rem;font-weight:800;margin:0 0 1.25rem 0;color:#111;">Frequently asked questions</h2><style>.ttb-faq__item[open] .ttb-faq__chev{transform:rotate(45deg);} .ttb-faq__q::-webkit-details-marker{display:none;}</style><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>Why is rainwater better than tap water for spells?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">Rainwater hasn&#8217;t been chemically treated or processed, which means it retains its natural energetic properties. It also connects the elements of air and earth, making it symbolically powerful in spellwork.</div></div></details><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>What is lightning water and how do you use it in witchcraft?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">Lightning water is rain collected during an electrical storm. It&#8217;s associated with the fire element and is used for breaking bonds, purification, and re-energizing spells. Use it quickly — its potency doesn&#8217;t last.</div></div></details><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>How do I collect rainwater for ritual use?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">Place a clean glass, ceramic, or stone vessel directly under open sky before rain begins. Avoid gutters and puddles — those collect contaminants. Set your intention while collecting for the most effective results.</div></div></details><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>What spells is rainwater best for?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">Rainwater is most useful for cleansing, banishing, healing, and restoration rituals. It&#8217;s ideal for clearing negative energy from spaces, tools, crystals, and yourself.</div></div></details><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>Can you drink rainwater during a ritual?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">Some practitioners consume small amounts during ritual for abundance and healing intentions. If you do, make sure it&#8217;s been collected cleanly from open sky — not from runoff or contaminated surfaces.</div></div></details><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>How does rainwater connect to lunar cycles?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">The moon&#8217;s gravitational pull affects atmospheric pressure, which influences rainfall. Rain is more common during waning moon phases, so rainwater naturally carries waning-moon energy — ideal for releasing and purging.</div></div></details><details class="ttb-faq__item" itemscope itemprop="mainEntity" itemtype="https://schema.org/Question" style="border-bottom:1px solid #f3f4f6;padding:0.85rem 0;"><summary class="ttb-faq__q" itemprop="name" style="font-size:1.05rem;font-weight:700;color:#111;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:0.75rem;"><span>What container should I use to store rainwater for spells?</span><span class="ttb-faq__chev" aria-hidden="true" style="color:#ec4899;font-size:1.25rem;font-weight:400;transition:transform 0.2s;">+</span></summary><div class="ttb-faq__a" itemscope itemprop="acceptedAnswer" itemtype="https://schema.org/Answer" style="color:#374151;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem;padding:0.6rem 0 0.2rem 0;"><div itemprop="text">Glass bottles (corked) hold and seal energy well for storm water. Ceramic containers maintain earth energy for plant-captured rain. Stone basins work for general collection before dispersing into smaller vessels.</div></div></details></section>

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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mary Malcolm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 18:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We plan his <a href="https://totallythebomb.com/easy-elf-on-the-self-ideas">pranks, and antics</a> &#8211; the blue milk, the tiny sooty Elf footprints leading away from the fireplace. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We set him up riding Dinosaurs and breaking chunks off the family gingerbread house and it&#8217;s just so <a href="https://totallythebomb.com/elf-on-the-shelf-ideas-for-girls">freaking adorable</a>. But is <strong>Elf on the Shelf actually bad for your kids</strong>? Are we setting our children up for years of disappointment by shoving so much magic and merriment into one month? Maybe&#8230;</p>



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<h2 class="wp-block-heading"><strong>Why Elf On The Shelf Is Actually Bad For Your Kids</strong></h2>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">1. <strong>Food poisoning.</strong> Blue milk sets a bad precedent. Think about it &#8211; sure, blue is fine for December when it&#8217;s a one-time thing and the Elf is there to take the blame. But what are we teaching our kids? What happens when they go to drink lumpy milk? Or sour milk? The Elf&#8217;s not around anymore, mom and dad. Someone&#8217;s going to have to take the blame for that upcoming tummy ache.</p>



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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">2. <strong>I-Spy.</strong> Do we really want our kids thinking it&#8217;s okay to live in a <a href="https://totallythebomb.com/elf-on-the-shelf-spy">police state</a>? That little Elf is nothing more than a mischief making snitch. I mean, yeah, we ask Alexa for everything like she&#8217;s Rosie from the Jetsons, but at least Alexa doesn&#8217;t judge us when we eat an extra cookie or stay up a little too late watching Game of Thrones and end up calling in &#8216;sick&#8217; to work the next day. That Elf? Yeah, that Elf is nothing more than a big ol&#8217; tattletale.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">3. <strong>Mischief managed?</strong> Once we tell our kids that the Elf can come alive, they might start to think their other toys can come alive, too! Or, at very least they might think that WE think their other toys can come to life. Remember that little girl who blamed her nail polish accident on her Barbie? That&#8217;s going to be ALL of us!</p>



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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">4. <strong>The Bunny and Fairy.</strong> Once kids have experienced that magic that is Elf on the Shelf, they&#8217;re going to expect a whole lot more from the other magical creatures in their lives. Santa gets a bit of a pass because it&#8217;s Christmas, but what about the Easter Bunny? Or the Tooth Fairy? Unless you want to spend weeks plotting out fairy footprints and bunny trails (and you do NOT want to think about what a bunny would leave behind them on a trail), that Elf has got to go! Nobody has time for magic year round!</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">5. <strong>Silent night.</strong> It&#8217;s inevitable: at some point you&#8217;re going to forget to move the Elf. December is busy enough without shuffling that elf from room to room night after night. So at some point your little Drexel is going to wake up and wonder why his Elf is dead. Do you really want to have to deal with Drexel&#8217;s tears and heartache right before he takes that second grade spelling test? No. The answer is no, you do not.</p>



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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">6. <strong>Other kids.</strong> You KNOW someone in Lulu&#8217;s preschool class has parents who don&#8217;t believe in the Elf. And they&#8217;ve told that kid the truth. And that kid is going to tell YOUR kid and that drama is going to be a royal nightmare to try to resolve. Remember what Lulu was like when she came home and the fish died? Imagine dealing with the death of Christmas at four-years-old. It&#8217;s just not going to be pretty, folks.</p>



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<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Bottom line:</strong> Elf on the Shelf seems like fun and games in theory, but things aren&#8217;t always candy canes and cookies once the Elf comes out of the box. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Sure, you can create a magical and wonderment filled month for your little darling, but will they ever experience such glory again? I mean, other than next Christmas? And every time they lose a tooth? </p>



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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">And when the Easter bunny brings them random toys and candy and hides presents in eggs for them to find? </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">And of course on the Fourth of July when the air catches on fire and creates bright and magical shapes? And on Halloween when ghosts and ghouls come back to life? No. The answer is no.</p>



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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">Are you throwing caution to the wind and doing Elf on the Shelf anyway? Check out the links below!</h2>



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<h3 class="entry-title wp-block-heading"><a href="https://totallythebomb.com/elf-on-the-shelf-ideas-for-girls">25 ELF ON THE SHELF IDEAS FOR GIRLS</a><a href="https://totallythebomb.com/elf-on-the-shelf-ideas-for-girls"><br><figure><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-58165" src="https://cdn.totallythebomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/25-super-girly-elf-on-the-shelf-ideas-feature.jpg" alt="" width="685" height="450"></figure></a></h3>



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