Most of the time I try to remain cool here on the site. Write satire, say some funny stuff. Keep things light and breezy, but today I want to talk about something that NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT.
Those super duper strength magnets, and how they can rip up the insides of a kid in like… NO TIME, and people don’t realize it. I am not sure why these magnets even exist, and lots of them have been recalled– in fact, they aren’t allowed to put them in children’s toys anymore. But, just the other day I was walking through a souvenir shop when I saw some. Sitting there for any kid to pick up, looking like a jellybean.
How does this work? Well basically, magnets have that whole magnetic attraction thing going on, right? So, they attract each other at ANY expense. Even if that means ripping through delicate stomach lining to get to each other.
And even though they aren’t selling kid’s toys with these crazy high powered magnets anymore. they are EVERYWHERE, and kids can get ahold of them, and it isn’t just something that is going to hurt coming out the other end. It’s something that can cause serious injury. Serious.
