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There’s a Gilmore Girls Dog Harness, and Apparently My Dog Is Going to Stars Hollow, Too

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Apparently, my annual return to Stars Hollow can now include the dog.

Sassy Woof has a Gilmore Girls dog harness, and the pink print is exactly the kind of thing that makes me stop scrolling. Coffee cups. Pizza. Flowers. Little Dragonfly Inn references. An entire television obsession, condensed into something you can put on a dog.

The dog does not need to have an opinion about Rory’s boyfriends to participate. Probably for the best.

Pink Sassy Woof Gilmore Girls harness with matching dog accessories beside books and yellow flowers
Photo: Sassy Woof

A little Stars Hollow for your daily walk

The adjustable harness costs $34.99 on Sassy Woof’s site. It comes in seven sizes, XXS through XXL, and all seven were listed as available when I checked.

Sassy Woof describes it as printed neoprene with a breathable mesh lining. Both the neck and chest are adjustable, and it has leash attachment rings on the front and back.

I haven’t tried this harness, so I can’t tell you how it fits your dog. Measure their neck and chest and compare those numbers with the product’s size chart before ordering. “Small dog” is not a measurement, even when the dog is very committed to being baby.

Yes, there are matching accessories

The Gilmore Girls collection also lists a matching collar for $18.99, a waste bag holder for $13.99, and a pet blanket for $32.99.

The blanket is the obvious couch companion for a rewatch. The waste bag holder is considerably less romantic, but I appreciate a collection that remembers what actually happens on a dog walk.

I’d start with the harness if your dog needs one anyway. Matching everything is adorable, but you can absolutely let one pink accessory do the work.

Sassy Woof lists these Gilmore Girls items as available only in the United States and Canada. Prices and size availability can change, so check the current listing before buying.

If you already spotted the Gilmore Girls Little People set, consider this the dog’s contribution to the household’s Stars Hollow situation.

Coffee for you. A tiny coffee print for the dog. Everybody gets to be included.