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This Pooping Turtle Toy Is Probably The Best Gift You Could Give Your Kids For Christmas

The hottest toy for Christmas this year just may be the most disgusting interesting toy you’ll find in the store this holiday season. LOL!!

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Hot on the tails of the Pooping Flamingo they brought us last year, Little Live Pets brings us — wait for it — the Gotta Go Turdle.

Yes, that’s spelled right — TURDle.

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I don’t know what it is, but kids find poop, butts, farts, and all things body noises simply hilarious — and so do their friends.

So, it would make total sense that the kids are putting this Pooping Turdle at the top of their Christmas wish list.

Meet Shelbert — get it? Shel-bert? *Du-Dum-Chhhh*

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Shelbert is an interactive, toilet-trained turtle who loves to sing, dance, chat back, eat, and poop – on the toilet!

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Not only does Shelbert lay down some colorful poopage, he loves to sing and repeat everything you say. (This sounds like a parent’s nightmare. The kids are gonna love it!!)

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He poops, sings, and repeats what you say!

He is simple to use. You just feed him his reusable Turdle Food, and watch and listen as he chews and swallows his colorful treat.

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Then, wait for it, he’ll sing “Uh Oh! Gotta Go!” You’ll put him on the toilet, and he will do his thing into the empty bowl.

Now, you can just put his — well, poop — into the magic scooper. It will separate out the water from the food.

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When the food dries, you are ready to feed Shelbert once again, and watch as the magic happens over, and over, and over, and over again.

Shelbert the Turdle comes with his toilet, the special feeder scoop, his reusable Turdle Food, and 3 AA demonstration batteries (aka they won’t last very long).

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Now, I’m totally going to have to get this for my 10 year old. He’s going to think it is the best gift ever. I can already hear his maniacal laugh now.

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How much is this pooping Turdle? He’s only going to set you back about 27 bucks. As far as the hot gifts of the season go, he is priced just right.

You can get your own Shelbert “Gotta Go” Pooping Turdle from the Amazon website.

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