Kroger’s Pumpkin Harvest Collection Goes Way Beyond Coffee—But One Store Is Left Out
Pumpkin cheesecake granola, iced popcorn and blondies are in the fall lineup. Here’s what to know before filling your cart.
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LEGO’s $30 Halloween Pumpkin Lights Up—and Comes With a Glow-in-the-Dark Ghost
LEGO’s $29.99 Halloween Pumpkin Lantern has a light-up face and a glow-in-the-dark ghost. Here’s its size—and the shipping math before you order.
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Walmart’s Chocolate Aisle Is Getting Pistachio and Walnut Chocolove Bars
Playa Bowls Put a Chocolate Jack-O’-Lantern on Its Happy Pumpkin Bowl
OLIPOP Has a Caramel Apple Soda, and It Needs a Spot in Your Fridge
Oberweis Put Killer Brownie in a Sundae—and September Wednesdays Come With $1 Off
How to Order a Zombie Frappuccino at Starbucks This Halloween
What Belongs on a Beginner Witch Altar? Only What You’ll Actually Use
A beginner witch altar needs only a dedicated surface and a few objects that support your practice. You do not need every element, expensive tools, or a shopping cart full of aesthetic clutter.
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Target’s New VOESH Body-Care Line Includes a $29 Vitamin C Shower Filter
Target Now Has &honey Hair Care, and the $8 Trial Kits Are the Smart Buy
COSRX’s New Peptide Lip Collection Starts at $15, and the Shade Names Are So Good
JELL-O Made Lip Gloss With Tower 28, and the Pudding Set Is $20
Thrive Causemetics Brought Back Its Pumpkin Spice Lip Treatment for Fall
I Live Downtown During Firefighter Weekend. I Finally Learned Why Firefighters Wear Kilts.
I’ve Found Signed Broncos Stuff for Under $20 at This Colorado Springs Vintage Shop
Blue Buffalo Has Game-Day Dog Treats—and the Little Footballs Arrive November 2
A Palmer High Grad From Colorado Springs Is Serving Aboard a Navy Destroyer
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Converse Somehow Made A Sneaker Ad Look Like A KKK Hood And A Lynching. Yes, They Had To Apologize.
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Bigelow’s Fall Teas Include Salted Caramel—and Two Caffeine-Free Options
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Jason Kelce and Lacey Chabert Are Joining EPCOT’s Candlelight Processional—Here Are the Dates
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Crowned Athletics Has Jack and Sally Outfits—and Here’s What a Matching Set Costs
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Taco Bell’s Gordita Crunch Duos Come Two to a Pack—and the Protein Changes the Price
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Author of five books. Survivor. Mother. Hotline psychic. Professional over-sharer. I’ve been doing this since 2006 — outlasted two marriages, which honestly feels worth mentioning. I write loud opinions because someone has to, and the only rule is: tell the truth, even if your voice shakes.












