Move Over Dad Jokes, ‘Pumpkin Jokes’ Are The New Way To Laugh So Hard, It Hurts

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I love me a good ‘Dad Joke!’

Q: Why do people take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? A: In case they get a hole in one!

They are often so simple and stupid that you can’t help but laugh, and we could all use a good giggle in our lives.

This year, it seems like we are having to pull the fall season across the starting line, but it will be over before you know it.

But, if you take a note from all those elementary school kids out there, we can embrace the silliness of the ‘Pumpkin Joke,’ and hold on to fall as long as we can.

We got you covered. Here are some of the BEST of the best when it comes to ridiculous, absolutely cheesy and hysterical jokes for the fall season.

My 10-year-old son is absolutely helping me with this post, so you are getting it straight from the schoolyard — which is where the silliest jokes come from, AMIRITE?!?

So, grab your Pumpkin Spice Latte, light your fall-scented candle, put on your favorite sweater, and let’s get to getting with these ‘Pumpkin Jokes.”

‘Pumpkin Jokes’ that are wickedly funny

Q: Why do pumpkins sit on peoples porches? A: They don’t have hands to knock on the door!!

Q: Why don’t pumpkins do well in school? A: They’ve had their brains scooped out!!

Q: What do you use to fix a broken pumpkin? A: A pumpkin patch!!

Q: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A: A life gourd!!

Q: Why did the Jack-o-lantern keep forgetting things? A: Because he was empty headed!!

Q: Why was the pumpkin so scared? A: It had no guts!!

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash!!

Q: What day does a carved Jack O’ Lantern celebrate? A: Hollow-ween!!

Q: Why are Jack O’ Lanterns so smart? A: You put bright candles in them!!

Q: Who helps the pumpkins cross the road? A: The crossing gourd!!

Q: How do gourds get so strong? A: By pumpkin iron.

Q: What is black, white, orange and waddles? A: A penguin carrying a pumpkin!!

Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite movie? A: Pulp Fiction!!

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie? A: Your teeth!!

Q: How does the pumpkin pay for things? A: With pumpkin bread!!

Q: What is a pumpkin’s favourite sport? A: Squash!

Q: What is orange but isn’t an orange? A: A pumpkin!!

Q: What do you call a pumpkin who loves sports? A: A Jock O’ Lantern!!

Q: What kind of animals love pumpkins the most? A: Orange-atans!!

Q: Why was Cinderella bad at tennis? A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!!

Q: Who is the leader of all the pumpkins? A: The pumpkin king!!

Q: What does a pumpkin become when an elephant stands on it? A: Squash!!

Q: Why did the witch paint her toenails orange? A: So she could hide in the pumpkin patch!

Q: What’s orange and can leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Super pumpkin!!

Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? A: Why orange you orange?

Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin? A: Gourdgeous!!

Q: What do pumpkins eat at the cinema? A: Pulp corn!!

Q: What did one Jack O’ Lantern say to the other Jack O’ Lantern? A: Cut it out!

Q: What does a Jack O’ Lantern pirate wear? A: A pumpkin patch!

Do you have any good pumpkin jokes? Let us hear them in the comments!!

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