Category: Heavy Handed Advice

It’s wintertime, and all I want to do is cozy up on the couch with a good book and a hot mug of cocoa.

Getting cozy has never been so easy, thanks to this GORGEOUS Couch Sweater Crochet Pattern.

This Couch Sweater is so stinkin’ convenient!!

It keeps you warm, but keeps your arms and hands free.

Ooohhh… those moments when you just got snuggled on the couch in a blanket

and you need to get something off the table… Or the remote….or…or…

Now your arms need to get from under the blanket and get cold all over again: NOT ANYMORE !

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This pattern can be altered into a Small, Medium, Medium – Large, Large, or Extra Large size.

It comes with all the instructions, photos to help you step-by-step along the way, and even a link to a YouTube channel for guidance.

Snugly, warm and comfortable a GREAT gift for yourself or for that special person.

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It is important to note that you are NOT getting a finished Couch Sweater.

You are getting the pattern to be able to crochet this beautiful Couch Sweater for yourself.

Pattern PDF will be available for instant download upon payment.

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The Couch Sweater Pattern runs about $5, and you can use it over and over again.

To get your own Couch Sweater Crochet Pattern just go to the crojennifer site on Etsy.

Is it too late to add something to my Christmas list?

OMG. You have to check this out.

This is the Halo Charger. It doesn’t look like much. But, just wait!

This Halo Charger is a must-have for every single car on the road.

I don’t want to overstate just how awesome this little gadget is, but it’s dang near close to having AAA in your trunk.

Sure, it can’t give you a tow or change a tire, but it sure can do just about everything else that you want or need.

This one little Halo Charger has the ability to jump-start your car. You don’t need another car to stop and help you.

I, ligit, could have used this yesterday. It would have turned a 2-hour ordeal into a 5-minute task.

But, just wait. It does way more than just jump your car.

Need to give a flat tire a bit of air? Yup. It can do it.

Check that tire pressure? Uh-huh. It sure can.

Maybe you need to charge your phone or other device? You best bet the Halo Charger can do that.

Do you have something with a standard plug, and can’t get to an outlet? Just plug it into the Halo.

Using the interchangeable nozzles, you can even use the Halo Charger to inflate balls, air mattresses, or anything else that needs air.

It even has a bright flood light, so you can do it all in the dark if you are stranded!

I’m just gonna go ahead and say, if you don’t have one of these things in your car, you just might be crazy.

With as much driving as you do — work, errands, running the kids to all the things, vacations — it’s almost irresponsible not to bring the Halo Charger with you.

Now, you can get a couple versions of this Halo Charger.

One comes with a standard outlet, one doesn’t.

The Halo Bolt Air Portable Emergency Power Kit will run you about $130.

You can get the HALO Bolt Air + for about $167.

To get your own Halo Emergency Power Charger, head on over to the Amazon website.

We have been waiting a hot minute for Coffee Mate to release its Kahlúa flavor.

And, guess what?? It’s finally hitting grocery store shelves!!!

Coffee Mate has teamed up with Kahlúa to bring us a coffee creamer that tastes like your favorite creamy liqueur, and it’s going to go perfect in your morning cup of joe.

Um, yes please!!

Sadly, this isn’t actually an alcoholic adult beverage. But, if you wanted to slip a little bit of the hard stuff into your coffee with your creamer, I’m not going to tell anybody!

Now, this Kahlúa Coffee Mate was supposed to hit shelves starting in October, but nobody has been able to find it.

Until now!!!

It has been spotted at a few Kroger grocery store affiliates, and we are told that it will release nationwide in January of 2023.

I’m over here rather impatiently waiting. I must try this Coffee Mate and Kahlúa collab!

Have you tried this Kahlúa Coffee Mate? We’d love to know what you think!

Y’all, I just made a stop at the Dollar Tree to check out the after-Christmas sale. And, Friend!! You HAVE to check out what I found!!

It looks like Valentine’s Day threw up in their store, and it’s glorious!!

And, the general theme seems to be — GNOMES!!

Gah!! I love it!!

Of course, if you don’t like gnomes — who the heck doesn’t like gnomes?!? — they also have things that simply show someone that you love them.

They have everything from candy, to kitchen stuff, to light up flowers, to these cool heart jars that you can put things in (like jewelry, AMIRITE ladies?!?).

Now, some of the things are part of the new Dollar Tree’s over-a-dollar section, but they are still extremely easy on the bank account.

These would make perfect gifts, not only for the one you love, but for your kids.

(Well, I mean, you love your kids — but you know what I’m talking about!)

Or, your kids can hand little Valentine’s gifts out to their class without making you completely broke.

They even have kitchen stuff!! Towels, cookie cutters, and these super-cute Valentine’s fortune cookies.

You’re going to want to run to your dollar tree like NOW, before the adorableness is gone.

Don’t forget your Valentine’s bags to wrap all your goodies!! They are super cute and festive.