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Costco’s Toilet Paper Is The Best and If They Ever Get Rid of It, I’ll Riot

Hear me out – Costco’s toilet paper is seriously the best and that is just not up for debate.

I’m in my 30’s so I think it’s pretty safe to say that I’m at that age where I get excited about Costco trips and finding that perfect balance in a toilet paper.

If you’re my age or older, you get it.

I think just by this point in our lives we’ve been on the toilet enough to know good toilet paper when we see it. Er – I mean FEEL it… on our bums ha!

But let me just say, if you don’t have a Costco membership by now, it is entirely worth that $60 just to get Costco toilet paper.

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And by the way, I am not talking about any of their jumbo packs of toilet paper. I mean the actual Kirkland brand toilet paper.

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If you don’t believe me, message me and I’ll mail you just a sheet. That’s how passionate I am about Costco’s toilet paper.

Why Is Costco’s Toilet Paper The Best?

For starters, it’s CHEAP.

When you have a family of 5 like I do, you can go through toilet paper pretty quick especially when you’re potty training.

But with this stuff, you can get a jumbo pack with 30 rolls for like $15. That is an insane price.

Then there comes the feel. The ply is just right. Not too thick, but not too thin. It’s like the Goldilocks and the Three Bears story. It’s JUST RIGHT.

I don’t know about you, but I HATE Charmin. It’s just too thick and leaves little fuzzies all over my bottom half. NO thank you.

This Costco stuff is the real deal. It doesn’t tear when you use it, won’t clog the toilet if your kids use too much and it doesn’t leave little fuzzies.

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Oh and before you come at me saying I haven’t tried others, I have. Remember that 2020 Toilet Paper Shortage? Yeah, I took what I could get. It was rough (some days quite literally) but I made it.

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Okay, you get it. Costco’s toilet paper is the best and if you’ve made it this far, you either agree with me or have yet to try that sweet Costco TP. Go get yourself some, you can thank me later.

P.S. The Costco paper towels are the best too!