You Can Get Fingernail Polish That Smells Like Velveeta Cheese And Ew

Velveeta cheese. I love it to cook with — I don’t want to smell like it.

In fact, I take showers to get the food smells off my body. I’m just weird like that, I guess.

Velveeta has teamed up with a British nail polish brand to bring out — not one — but TWO fingernail polishes that smell like cheese.

Now, I would consider myself a turophile. In layman’s terms, that’s someone who is obsessed with cheese.

There pretty much isn’t a cheese that I won’t try.

But, I WILL NOT be putting cheese scented nail polish on my fingers.

I mean, that doesn’t mean you can’t. You do you, boo. We can still be friends.

This Velveeta & Nails Inc. collab includes the shades “Finger Food” and “La Dolce Velveeta.” Those would be a bright red polish and an — almost mustard color — creamy yellow polish.

Velveeta And Nails Inc. Have Teamed Up To Bring Us Nail Polish That Smells Like Cheese

I have to admit. The colors are fire.

BUT, I don’t want to smell like a Velveeta factory.

VELVEETA is known for its rich, creamy texture and cheesy, melty goodness, so what better way to bring this to life for our fans than with something equally as rich and creamy — nail polish

KraftHeinz Press Release

These nail polishes are supposed to be highly pigmented and provide a full-cover look.

[The colors] are designed to be worn together for those confident enough to show the world they are living a big, bold, and unrestrained life. NOTE: the cheese scent will appear when fully dry. Now you can be as bold as the cheese you love.

Nails Inc.

If being vegan is high on your list of priorities for makeup, never fear. Both colors are vegan and cruelty-free, according to Nails Inc.

It is probably important to note that actual Velveeta is NOT vegan.

If you’re feeling bold and brave, you can get these Velveeta Cheese Nails Inc. colors on the Nails Inc. website.

Good news: They are ONLY $15 for the pair, so they might be worth adding to your collection.

If you don’t mind smelling like cheese, that is. *Smile Emoji*