Pauly D And Vinny Are Starring in a Side-By-Side Bachelor-Type Show To Find The Loves Of Their Lives
In what I can only imagine is the greatest show of all time Jersey Shore’s Pauly D and Vinny are going to fight to the death give roses to the women of their dreams and find the loves of their lives.
I guess these guys are tired of spending their late nights pumpin’ fists and callin’ cabs because they are ready to settle down in MTV’s new season of Double Shot At Love.
I have so many feelings about this. Pauly D, 38 and Vinny, 31 have decided it’s time to settle down.
Which makes sense, because Snooki’s poppin out babies like it’s her job.
And I can understand how they are feeling a little left out. (I always shipped Snooki and Vinny, but Snooks seems pretty happy, so I guess I need to move past that.)
Oh, but the best part of this Bacheloresque show has GOT to be the ladies.
Here are all the ladies on Vinny and Pauly D’s Double Shot at Love
ALYSSE JOYNER, 24, BROOKLYN, NY
ASHLEY LANDS, 24, NEW YORK, NY
BRITTANI “B-LASHES” SCHWARTZ, 27, LAKE GROVE, NY
BRITTNAY DAWSON, 33, NORFOLK, NE
CATE LAPERA, 27, STATEN ISLAND, NY
CHRISTINA LAWRENCE, 29, LOS ANGELES, CA
DERYNN PAIGE, 25, FRANKLIN LAKES, NJ
DESEREE FLORES, 37, SCOTTSDALE, AZ
HOLLY GURBISZ, 26, MATAWAN, NJ
MARIA ELIZONDO, 22, WEST NEW YORK, NJ
MARISSA LUCCHESE, 22, MASSAPEQUA PARK, NY
MICHELLE “MISH” GAO, 22, TUSTIN, CA
NIKKI HALL, 26, LOS ANGELES, CA
SHIRA TRAN, 27, NEW ORLEANS, LA
SUSAN “SUZI” BAIDYA, 30, IRVINE, CA
VICTORIA FRYER, 25, LONG BEACH, CA
ZULJEILY ANDINO, 30, MIAMI, FL
I… can’t believe they found 20 women willing to subject themselves to this, but also, I can’t wait to watch.
April 11 can’t come soon enough.
