In what I can only imagine is the greatest show of all time Jersey Shore’s Pauly D and Vinny are going to
fight to the death give roses to the women of their dreams and find the loves of their lives.
I guess these guys are tired of spending their late nights pumpin’ fists and callin’ cabs because they are ready to settle down in MTV’s new season of Double Shot At Love.
I have so many feelings about this. Pauly D, 38 and Vinny, 31 have decided it’s time to settle down.
Which makes sense, because Snooki’s poppin out babies like it’s her job.
And I can understand how they are feeling a little left out. (I always shipped Snooki and Vinny, but Snooks seems pretty happy, so I guess I need to move past that.)
Oh, but the best part of this Bacheloresque show has GOT to be the ladies.
Here are all the ladies on Vinny and Pauly D’s Double Shot at Love
DESEREE FLORES, 37, SCOTTSDALE, AZ
SHIRA TRAN, 27, NEW ORLEANS, LA
ZULJEILY ANDINO, 30, MIAMI, FL
I… can’t believe they found 20 women willing to subject themselves to this, but also, I can’t wait to watch.
April 11 can’t come soon enough.