After That Death On A Peloton Bike, I’m Convinced Working Out Is All A Lie

I am pretty sure we just got our confirmation that working out is a lie…

In case you haven’t heard, Mr. Big from And Just Like That, the Sex and The City Reboot, died.

The way he died… having a heart attack from riding his Peloton Bike. So, you see where I’m going with this, right?

I mean, you’ve never heard of anyone dying from eating Oreos. Because Oreos just wouldn’t do that to you.

Think about it… you know when you’re working out and you start to get a really bad and painful cramp? It’s just your body begging you to stop because you’re about to, ya know, die.

I don’t know about you but I’d rather be found dead with a carton of ice cream in my hand and the spoon still in my mouth than hunched over an exercise bike.

I mean, COME ON. It’s science.

Cakes, cookies, ice cream, Oreos, CHOCOLATE – – they all want is best for you. They want you to eat them and live your best life.

I mean the bottom line here is – you can die doing something you love or something you hate.

I guess in retrospect, Mr. Big died doing something he loved – – riding that Peloton bike. But would it have been cooler if it was like he died choking on his favorite pint of Rocky Road Ice Cream?

Just saying, I feel like we had a missed opportunity here…