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Imagine being so exhausted that you fall asleep propped on a bag of charcoal. For Deputy Sheriff Robert Goerlitz of Harris County, Texas, these brief moments of rest are all he is going to see until the work is done. A former marine and now law enforcement official for 25 years, Bob Goerlitz has faced his share of exhausting situations. But he's sworn to protect his community and come hell or high waters, that is exactly what he's going to do. After working countless hours rescuing those affected by hurricane Harvey, this officer passed out. After Working Countless Hours Rescuing Those Keep Reading >>>

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Didn’t Think You Cared That Amazon Bought Whole Foods? You Might Now!

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Amazon Prime members take note: according to a new report, Amazon plans to drop Whole Foods notoriously high prices and make the Amazon Prime Rewards their new discount program. What does that mean for you? If you're someone who loves amazing food, but hates high prices, this is your Superbowl! Didn't think you cared that Amazon bought Whole Foods? You might now! Didn't Think You Cared That Amazon Bought Whole Foods? You Might Now! There are a lot of reasons to love Amazon Prime, but my new favorite might be shopping at Whole Foods. Or, if Jeff Bezos has my back, getting Whole Foods Keep Reading >>>

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Here’s Everything That’s Coming To Netflix In September!

For some of us, Netflix is life. And I wouldn't dare go into the school year without knowing what's coming up. Why? Because for the first time in MONTHS the kids actually have a bedtime. And because they're so tired from school, they're actually GOING to bed. I mean, what's better as a parent than those two or three kid-free hours each night? Narcos Season 3, anyone? Yeah, that's coming back! How about Season 7 of The Walking Dead? Time to break out your zombie-killing samurai and the biggest can of pudding you can find. CORAL! Narcos Season 3, Dead Poet's Society, The Squid and the Keep Reading >>>

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Why I Am Obsessed With Watching Oyster Openings on Facebook

What is the deal with all the pearl shucking shows live on Facebook? I mean, I want to hate them, but I spend hours glued to my fricking screen, just waiting to see what color pearl pops out of the gooey guts of an oyster. They aren't even MY pearls, and I'm on the edge of my seat. Seriously, I want to know why I am obsessed with watching oyster openings on Facebook! Why I Am Obsessed With Watching Oyster Openings on Facebook Mermaid!! Be a mermaid!! It's a black pearl!! Ooh, I haven't seen a cranberry color yet! Maybe she'll pull out a royal blue one!! TWINS!! That one has Keep Reading >>>

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All the thoughts we had in tonight’s Game Of Thrones

Holy Night's Watch, y'all. That was an intense Throne Game. I am still in complete and total shock. Anybody else thinking what I am thinking... I wish Jon Snow would look at me like that... I can go lamp for him. Dude, right. Arya, you're at like an eleven right now-- we need you at about a two. My husband, "BENJEN!!" Four seconds later, my husband, "BENJEN?" Legit. How DID they get there so fast? I'd watch it. Bow chicka bow wow? Pretty much. Naah, he'd still be rowing for the next four seasons... Heh. Exactly. NEXT Keep Reading >>>

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20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents

Baby keep you up all night? Toddler refuse to walk faster than a glacier? Sometimes the best way to survive is knowing someone else is out there being tortured too. Here are twenty stories from the parenting trenches guaranteed to keep you sane for at least five more minutes. 20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents https://twitter.com/LindaInDisguise/status/392274565532880896 Watch out, those things may attract starving artists. https://twitter.com/QwertyJones3/status/498565024882126850 This guy knows how it's Keep Reading >>>

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Walmart Just Issued An Apology For The Placement Of This Back-To-School Sign, But Why Are They Apologizing?

Walmart just issued an apology for a controversial banner than read "Back To School Hero" hung above a gun rack, but does Walmart really have anything to apologize for? After all, grizzly attacks are a big deal and if we can't call a gun totin' grizzly killin' student a hero, are we even American? Walmart Just Issued An Apology For The Placement Of This Back-To-School Sign, But Why Are They Apologizing? Sure, sure, we don't want kids to get the wrong idea. Yes, there would be some who saw the sign and after years of bullying and playing online shoot'em up games and listening to death Keep Reading >>>

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Woman Visits Disney Five Times In One Summer, Rose Gold Minnie Ears Are Released Immediately After She Finally Returns Home

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One North Texas woman has a bone to pick with Disney, and if I were Mickey, I'd watch out. Turns out, between various conferences and a vacation with her kid, blogger Jamie Harrington ended up going to Disney an epic FIVE times in ONE summer. Almost immediately after returning home for the school year, Harrington discovered Disney released a brand new bright and shiny gorgeous pair of Rose Gold Minnie Ears. And she's pissed. Woman Visits Disney Five Times In One Summer, Rose Gold Minnie Ears Are Released Immediately After She Finally Returns Home You'd think all that Mouseketeering Keep Reading >>>

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Texas Mom Criticized For Shockingly Feeding Her Child Over 100-Slices Of Bread Per Month

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An unnamed Texas woman is being criticized for feeding her daughter a shocking amount of bread each month - over 100 slices. She defends this strange diet saying, “My daughter is growing like a weed and her doctor thinks she’s healthy, so what’s wrong with that?” Before she started this diet, the woman says her daughter was picky and would rarely eat the food placed in front of her. Now she's eating almost everything on her plate and has grown two clothing sizes in only a matter of months. Texas Mom Criticized For Shockingly Feeding Her Child Over 100-Slices Of Bread Per Month Her inlaws Keep Reading >>>

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Because Being A Parent Isn’t Hard Enough Already, Disney Just Pulled Their Entire Library Off Netflix

This is not a drill, folks: your littles are about to have a meltdown and right now there's nothing you can do to change that. Disney has decided to pull their entire library off of streaming giant, Netflix, so it can hack out its own piece of the streaming pie. Sometime in 2019, Disney will be launching its own streaming service, and according to CNBC their entire library will be made available for all to view. For a price... So let's just go over this again: because being a parent isn't hard enough already, Disney just pulled their entire library off Netflix. Because Being A Parent Keep Reading >>>

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Chris Pratt And Anna Faris Splitting Up Is The Adult Version Of Finding Out Santa Isn’t Real

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When we marry our sweetheart most of the time we're young, kinda dumb, and basically broke. I mean, a lot of us, at least. Let's get real: most of us do not have the fairytale marriage that we dreamed of when we were five. You know, that marriage we practiced out with the Barbie and Ken Santa brought us for Christmas? But we're happy. And happy gets you pretty far in life. There are bad days, but they are far outweighed by the good days. And part of those good days is looking up to other couples who have made it and are living the life you wish you had. For me, it was Chris Pratt and Anna Keep Reading >>>

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The Ta-Ta Towel Is Here, And I’m – I’m Dead

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So this morning I log onto Facebook and basically every other post is someone super stoked about the Ta-Ta Towel. I click on link after link and I'm like, "WTF?" Like, if your boob sweat needs its own towel, do you maybe think you should talk to your doctor about that? Seriously, the Ta-Ta Towel is here, and I'm - I'm dead. The Ta-Ta Towel Is Here, And I'm - I'm Dead I mean, I'm not judging if your jugs are creating pools of moistness in your normal bra, but from some of the pictures I'm seeing, women are wearing this in ways I just don't want to see. Like, lemme be judgy-judgy for just Keep Reading >>>

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Here’s Everything That’s Coming To Netflix In August

If you're a Netflix hound like me, the end of the month is your least favorite time, and the beginning is the best. At the end of each month, Netflix gets rid of a bunch of movies...sometimes your favorites...sometimes ones that were in your list but you hadn't quite made it to them yet. And it's heartbreaking. But, all is well because each new month brings a list of brand new shows to add to the list and August is going to be GLORIOUS! Take a look! Did your favorites make the list? What did you lose that you can't live without (Futurama, amirite?)? Tell us about it in the comments Keep Reading >>>

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Celebrity Deaths Hit Me Hard, But This One Was Brutal

Death is hard. In fact, I think that death is the hardest thing we as humans will ever go through. When we lose a loved one we are left with memories of them that keep us going. Celebrity deaths are different. Celebrity Deaths Hit Me Hard, But This One Was Brutal... Celebrity Deaths Hit Me Hard, But This One Was Brutal... Chester Bennington... It hurts even typing that out. For those of you that may not know, Chester Bennington was the frontman for Linkin Park. A band I grew up on, the band that was as much a part of my life as my mom’s pancakes and teenage angst. While I Keep Reading >>>

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This Mama Dog Gave Birth To A Green Puppy, And I’m Freaking Out!

A green puppy. I didn't even know that was a thing. Like, did you know that's a thing? Turns out it's exceptionally rare, but does happen. What happens is some of the mama's bile fluid mixes with the amniotic fluid and dyes the puppy's fur while it's in the womb. So when the puppy is born, it has green fur. Seriously, I'm freaking out. Look at how cute this thing is! This Mama Dog Gave Birth To A Green Puppy, And I'm Freaking Out! A golden retriever named Rio gave birth to nine little adorable puppies last week, but Louise Sutherland, Rio's owner, was surprised to see one of the puppies Keep Reading >>>

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The New Doctor is a Woman and I Might Lose It!

Guys and girls, this is NOT a drill. Doctor Who has announced the new Doctor and it's a woman! That's right y'all it's actually a woman. The thirteenth doctor is a woman and people are freaking out. Some people are excited, but even their very first comment on the BBC announcement is a man (surprise) completely upset that they could do this. I have something to say to those people! Um, why not? The doctor regenerates as an entirely different person why wouldn't it ever be a woman? This is amazing, awesome, and completely cool! I, for one am super excited that our new doctor is a Keep Reading >>>

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Texas Teen Died While Using Cell Phone In The Bathtub, Family Hopes Their Tragedy May Help Others

Sometimes it seems like teenagers are physically attached to their cell phones, but for one family that attachment came at a tragic cost. Madison Coe, 14, of Lubbock, Texas, died Sunday morning while either plugging in her cell phone while taking a bath, or using her plugged-in cell phone in the bathtub. Her heartbroken family is hopeful her death will serve as a reminder to other parents to teach their children about cell phone safety and the importance of keeping electronic devices away from water. Texas Teen Died While Using Cell Phone In The Bathtub, Family Hopes Their Tragedy May Keep Reading >>>

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Here’s how to get your free Slurpee at 7-Eleven for Free Slurpee Day

To celebrate July 11, better known as 7/11 day 7-Eleven is giving out free Slurpees between 11am and 7pm on July 11! You don't need a coupon, and you don't have to purchase a thing. All you have to do is head out to a participating 7-11 between 11 and 7 and get your free small Slurpee. If you guys need me tomorrow, I'll be gettin' my slurp on! Keep Reading >>>

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Turns Out your Fidget Spinner Might Catch Fire

Look, if you're like me you are obsessed with your fidget spinner. At first you thought it was silly, and then you grabbed one from your kid's room and started spinning. So, you totally get what all the fuss is about. Besides, where's the harm in spinning a little fidge anyway? It's not like they can spontaneously burst into flames or something. Except that, THEY CAN! YOUR FIDGET SPINNER CAN TOTALLY CATCH ON FIRE! So, it turns out that if your kid has one of those fidget spinners that connect with bluetooth to play music it can catch fire when you put it on the charger. Keep Reading >>>

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Amazon’s New Cartoon, Danger & Eggs, Is Everything It’s Cracked Up To Be!

Being a parent means a lot of things, but one of the big ones is finding yourself watching episode after episode of annoying cartoons. It. Is. Tedious. And for many of us completely unavoidable. Kids like what they like and as a parent it might seem like you're just along for the ride. The very annoying, brain numbingly dull ride. But that ride is ending TODAY! On June 30th Amazon Prime released their newest series, Danger & Eggs, and it is AWESOME! Trust me on this one, folks, Amazon's new cartoon, Danger & Eggs, is Everything it's cracked up to be! Amazon's New Cartoon, Danger Keep Reading >>>

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Word On The Street Is…We’ll Be Saying Goodbye To Supernatural Soon, And Some Of Us Aren’t Ready

Anyone who has ever peeped a single episode of Supernatural likely remembers it. It's one of those shows you either love or hate, and man have I had an up and down road with it. But I'm not ready to say goodbye to the show, which makes the rumors that have been around since September pretty hard to take. Word on the street is we'll be saying goodbye to Supernatural soon, and I, for one, am not ready for that. Word On The Street Is...We'll Be Saying Goodbye To Supernatural Soon, And Some Of Us Aren't Ready Supernatural may be coming to a close in Season 14. That's the word. You can Keep Reading >>>

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10 Of The Most WTF Things People Have Done With Fireworks

Fourth of July is coming up and you know there are those out there (okay, let's face it...there are men out there) who have all these "great" ideas about what to do with fireworks. I'm guessing there's alcohol involved. I'm HOPING there's alcohol involved. And let's face it, probably no supervision. Here are 10 of the most WTF things people have done with fireworks. 10 Of The Most WTF Things People Have Done With Fireworks 1. Captain America...not on his "A" game. 2. Bathtub...buddies? 3. Seriously, I don't even know... 4. Well, that was a rude awakening! 5. That Keep Reading >>>

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Did You Know You’ve Been Carrying Your Carseat Wrong? Here’s The Correct Way!

If you've got kids you know what a nightmare carseats are. Not just making sure you've got the correct size for every single stage of development, but making sure it's facing the right way, and the seatbelt is attached properly, and the straps are in the right spot, and the buckle is where it should be. All in all protecting the littles is a vital, but honestly brutal pain in the butt. For a lot of us, it's a pain in the back, too. The back, the shoulders, the hips. Carrying around a hefty carseat filled with a hefty bundle of joy has never been fun. Turns out, though, a lot of us have Keep Reading >>>

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10 Chick Flicks To Watch When Your Uterus Is Being A Little Bitch

Look, if you're female and have a uterus that still does it's monthly molting, you've been here. There's just nothing worse than being a tough-ass woman 90% of the time, and then having those one or two days a month where you're tearful for no flecking reason and then "IT" starts. Yeah. We've ALL been there. And sometimes when you're there, you just have to cry your way through it. It is what it is. So here are some chick flicks to watch on those days when your uterus is being a little bitch. 10 Chick Flicks To Watch When Your Uterus Is Being A Little Bitch 1. The Notebook: Get a box of Keep Reading >>>

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Stop Putting Celebrities On Pedestals!

Why do we hold celebrities to a higher standard than we do ourselves? I mean, if they were politicians, then I would understand how their decisions can be detrimental to their careers. That line of thinking makes sense to me; it is rational because they have influence over our lives. Do celebrities have any influence over the public at all? I hate that when celebrities go through the same things the rest of us go through, the media has a field day with them. Who doesn't know someone who has been divorced? Yet, when it's a celebrity we decide to make it public fodder. It's not right. We need to Keep Reading >>>

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What To Tell Your Kids About The Suicide Texting Guilty Verdict

Words matter. That's the big takeaway from the Michelle Carter conviction. While we parents were busy worrying about whether our children should watch 13 REASONS WHY, a series based off of a popular young adult book written by Jay Asher, the real life case of a young woman who convinced her boyfriend to commit suicide over text was taking place. With the guilty verdict that was handed down on June 16, a precedent was set on whether you can be held accountable for someone else's suicide. And that's really important for your kids to understand. Here's what you need to tell your kids about the Keep Reading >>>

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This Premature Baby Hippo Is All I Care About This Summer

While a lot of you were obsessed about a pregnant giraffe, I've been over here following along with the story of Fiona, a baby Nile hippo born around three months premature. Let's be honest, babies are just about the most globally captivating thing, so I understand the people glued to their screens for a chance to see a giraffe give birth. But what do we love more than that? An underdog story. Seriously, my family and friends will have to fend for themselves because this premature baby hippo is all I care about this summer. This Premature Baby Hippo Is All I Care About This Keep Reading >>>

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Riverdale is Your Next Netflix Binge and Here’s Why

I just spent the last thirteen or so hours engrossed in a teen drama based on the Archie Comics, and I wish there were thirteen more episodes so I could keep watching. That's right y'all this is like Sunday morning cartoons meets the Vampire Diaries and you won't be able to get enough of it. We meet Betty, Veronica, Archie and Jughead, and there's a mystery to solve, because there's a murder afoot, the story itself is a pretty awesome one filled with intrigue, city corruption, Josie and the Pussycat dolls... you know, the usual. But don't worry there's plenty for us middle aged Keep Reading >>>

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I’m Glad Harambe Died (And You Would Be, Too!)

aka That Time Everyone Without Little Kids Pissed Off Everyone With Little Kids When a child, being a child and therefore prone to stupidity, got himself into an endangered gorilla’s enclosure last year, the zoo sacrificed the gorilla’s life to extract the boy. The Internet went on a campaign of blame and outrage, some even sending death threats to the boy’s mother. More recently, poachers killed an endangered white rhino in a Paris zoo for its horn and it was kinda talked about for maybe a day. The first event was a tragedy; the second, a deliberate act of annihilation by adults who Keep Reading >>>

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Men Want To Wear Rompers. Get Over It.

Today during one of my caffeine deprived breaks to scroll Facebook I came across not one, not two or even three, but SIX videos lambasting the "newest" male fashion. What fashion is this? Rompers. Sorry, Romphims. Men Want To Wear Rompers. Get Over It. Yes, you heard me right. Rompers. The one piece outfit that can come in a number of lengths, styles and is normally seen on babies and called a onesie. The female romper made a comeback a few years ago in a big way, and now men want in on this easy, breasy fashion statement. Or at least that's what a 3500% funded status on the RompHim's Keep Reading >>>

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It’s Time To Say Goodbye To The Greatest Show On Earth…