Apparently, Flying Snakes Are Now A Thing And I’m Never Leaving My House Again

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Oh, HELL Nah! I am truly never leaving my house again!!

Courtesy of National Geographic

I can take a lot of things. We’ve ALL had to deal with a lot of things during this Jumanji game we are living in right now.

Courtesy of National Geographic

But, I can’t do snakes. You know what I can’t handle even more than snakes? FLYING SNAKES!

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There is a snake in Southeast Asia, and it glides through the air so well, people call it a flying snake.

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It better just keep it’s flying wizardly ways right over there in Asia, because we do NOT need it practicing aerial acrobatics over here.

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They call it the paradise tree snake, but it is anything but paradise. *Shudder*

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Scientists have discovered that the paradise tree snake uses aerial undulation to glide in the wind — which is just a fancy way to say that it, sort of, swims through the air.

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How does it do this, you ask. The paradise tree snake can expand it ribs, giving it more surface area for the wind to pick up — wind resistance.

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It also moves itself, in a snake-like fashion, and this helps stabilize the snake as it “swims” through the air.

You can check out these “flying snakes” in action below. Good luck – you can’t unsee it!

Now, I have the heebeegeebees, and I’m going to have great nightmares full of floating snakes. Ugh!