Look, it’s no secret that Kim Kardashian’s body is bangin’ but last night she wore this insane dress and I have so very many questions about it.
So many. I honestly don’t understand what is happening here with Kim Kardashian’s dress at this point.
Let’s start with how this dress was made.
How does one even begin to sew these pieces together so that they form into a dress. Is this actually just all one piece of material wrapped around her?
Are her boobs holding up that dress, or is her dress holding up her boobs? Is there tape somewhere?
Does this dress hurt to wear? It seems like it would be so confining, yet not confining in any way at all.
In fact, I am starting to wonder if the entire dress isn’t just tape on the inside.
Kim Kardashian’s Dress Is Stunning
And if so, does that make it like a one time use dress?
You know what, forget about that dress. WHO IS THE HOTTIE WITH HER? Holy moly. How does Kim Kardashian get to be married to Kanye West and still walk around town with all this arm candy?
Silver Fox alert.
The dress is actually a vintage Thierry Mugler piece. Others have worn it before, but nobody has rocked it quite like Kiki.
Is anyone else getting a Leelo from Fifth Element Vibe?
Well, that just makes me want to watch the Diva scene all over again.