The Super Bowl Is Today And I Know Exactly What Is Going To Happen
Happy Super Bowl Day! I know some people think it’s impossible to predict the outcome of the super bowl, but I promise you that I know exactly what is going to happen.
It’s all going to start with way too much food. A big super bowl spread to impress the masses.
We are talking hot wings, nachos, chili dogs– you know all the things that grown folks aren’t supposed to chow down on the daily, but it’s super bowl day, so bring on the junk food.
MAKE: BOOZY GUACAMOLE SO DELICIOUS IT WILL SAUCE UP THE WHOLE PARTY
By the time the big game starts, I will actually be so tired that I’ll fall asleep on the couch somewhere in between kick-off and the first touchdown.
Depending on which team scores, I will be startled awake either to a scream of excitement of a yell of mad. My husband gets very into the game. (But he’s cute, so I don’t mind too much.)
Then it will be TIME for the first commercial. I am sure it will be something apple-esque. Maybe they will impress me as much as that old school imac commercial did back in the day.
Maybe not.
I’ve never wanted anything more than I wanted that iMac.
Then the game will go on for a while, someone will score, but I will be busy scrolling Facebook, waiting for more commercials.
Some clydesdales will kick up some dirt. It will be in slow motion.
The half time show will happen! Maroon 5 will be adequate. There will be fireworks, but nothing will ever compare to the Janet Jackson nip slip, and we won’t be talking about the performance tomorrow.
Which is too bad, because I love Maroon 5. Even if that is an awful band name.
Side note: Did you know that performers don’t get paid to play the super bowl? Crazy.
That will be over and I will have checked out on the game completely. Until the last three minutes or so.
Hopefully it’s a nail biter, because those make for the most fun when you only watch the last three minutes.
And tomorrow I will watch all the commercials on Facebook that were actually worth watching.
Oh, and someone will win. But it won’t matter all that much in the grand scheme of things, because my family will have spent an evening on the couch with each other. 🙂
