This Zoo Will Name a Rat After Your Ex, Then Feed It To A Snake For Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is officially a week away and if you don’t know what to get yourself, I’ve found it… This Zoo Will Name a Rat After Your Ex, Then Feed It To A Snake For Valentine’s Day!

Yes, you can name a rat after your ex and watch it get eaten by a SNAKE! You can also name a cockroach if you’d rather…

But wait, it gets better… you can actually watch it get eaten on live video because the zoo will be live-steaming it on Facebook!

The San Antonio Zoo in Texas is the brilliant masterminds behind this Valentine’s Day Gift

Naming a rat will only cost you $25 which is basically nothing for getting to name it after your ex…

You will be able to name a cockroach after your ex, and we will serve it up as a snack to one of our animals for only $5. If you ex was a snake, you can even name a rat after them, and we will feed it to a reptile for $25! The certificate you will receive can be shared on your own social media pages.

I don’t know if you remember but last year the same zoo did a similar concept but it was with cockroaches being fed to meerkats but it was the same amount of satisfaction.

So, they are bringing that back plus a snake feeding!!

Don’t worry, you won’t go to hell for this. It’s the natural order of things and the money paid to the zoo for naming your rat actually helps support the zoo. 

 You have until 2/13 at 5 p.m to place your order. You can name a cockroach or rat after your ex here.

So, who are you going to name a rat or cockroach after? Remember to treat yourself this Valentine’s Day and this might just be the funnest way to do it!