Dear Husbands, Just Fold The Towels Into Thirds

Dear husband, I love you. But here’s the thing, if you fold the towels in half one more time instead of in THIRDS like I’ve taught you, I might just lose my damn mind.

Look, I appreciate you help more than you know and I am forever grateful you are willing to fold the clothes at all (something I hate to do).

I mean, a man doing laundry is sexy.

BUT, you know what’s not sexy? Doing it wrong.

Sure, I may be a major pain in the rear end for saying this, but have I ever been wrong?

Wait, don’t answer that…

Thirds just makes more sense. Besides, it looks prettier and they are more fluffy or something.

I mean, have you seen the way those fancy hotel towels are folded? THIRDS.

And if you don’t believe me, go into your grandma’s linen closet next time you visit. I can bet you her towels are in THIRDS.

Look, I get that my argument may seem silly and I don’t really have an excuse for why I ~~want~~ er, need them folded this way other than, it’s the way I was taught. It’s the way I’ve ALWAYS done it.

Oh and if the towels are folded wrong again, I might just have to throw them all out and buy new ones. Just sayin’.