My standards at this point are well below rock bottom. I don’t expect for much, I just don’t.
But I had just a little bit of hope that The Weekend was going to bring us something to get excited about for the Super Bowl halftime show.
I was so very wrong.
It isn’t just that it was horrible. It’s that it was also completely uneventful.
Half of it was in a hallway.
I tried to watch that part, but I thought I was going to puke. Who was on the camera? We legit needed a trigger warning before that spectacle.
What was The Weekend wearing anyway?
Did he hit up his Wedding Singer closet right before this?
And don’t even get me started on the face bandaged light guys. What even was that anyway?
Like, what did I just see? Was that a bad dream?
Don’t worry Fauci, I am wearing my mask.
I never thought I would say this, but LEFT SHARK WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
If you are feeling the same, check out these Half Time Shows that didn’t suck. You’re welcome.