Britney Spears Claims She Changed Her Name And I Have So Many Questions
Today came the bizarre news that Britney Spears has changed her name.
Now, there aren’t exactly court papers to back up her claims. So, we aren’t exactly sure it’s a legal name change or anything.
But, she took to Instagram to tell the world that she decided to change her name — right before she deleted her account.
This isn’t the first time she has deleted her Instagram account.
Just last year, she “needed a break” from the social media platform, so she deleted her account for just a little bit.
But, as far as we know, this is the first time she has decided to change her name.
What name did she choose for herself?
River Red.
A bright one… easy does it!!! Thank you, childhood friend, I found my ball… don’t underestimate the power of purity!!! — I see right through it all… it has liquid and is wet… it’s playful and has mass!!! I changed my name to River Red!!! Yet the fire is where it illuminates… to stare at it and jump right in with no fear at all!!!! S**t. Now I have to find my FORK!!!
Britney Spears on Instagram
Um. Okay. I wonder why she decided on such an abstract name — River Red. What does it mean?
This news of the name change comes just a week after her weird public meltdown in the middle of a restaurant — one that had her husband walking out and leaving her all alone.
We really hope Britney — ‘er, River Red — is okay.
Hopefully this isn’t the return of 2007 Britney — attacking cars with umbrellas and shaving her head.
We are following the strange situation, and will let you know as soon as we hear anything.
