You Can Get A Fart Vacuum That Will Suck Up Your Farts Before They Smell And I’m A Little Grossed Out

Every time I think I’ve seen it all, people come up with THE WEIRDEST THINGS. Like, someone actually woke up one day and thought, “Hmm, I should make a vacuum for farts…”

And I get it, farts stink…literally. If I had a way of relieving my stomach with no side effects, I would be all for it. But this…this is a bit much.

For one, you don’t really know when you’re going to fart. Most are unhappy surprises. but if you want to use the fart vacuum, you have to attach it to your butt. Who has time to do that?

Essentially, there’s a tube that you place near your behind (Not in it though, don’t get gross), and when you feel the need to fart, it will then go up the tube into a high-quality carbon filter to prevent it from smelling.

But this requires you to have a tube down your pants and carrying a filter around. And then you have to pump the filter to get the smell to fully release. I can only pray this is supposed to JUST be a gag gift.

If you want to get your hands on these, I’ll do my best not to judge you. You can find this for $11.99 on Amazon!