Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That ‘Smells Like My Vagina’
Let me tell you how surprised I am about this. That would be, NOT AT ALL.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that “Smells Like My Vagina,” and I just rolled my eyes clear into the back of my head.
Every time I hear of something coming from Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s website, it is totally expensive, totally unnecessary, and slightly ridiculous.
This candle doesn’t ACTUALLY smell like a vagina, thank GOD! I wouldn’t put it past those people at Goop to bring us such a weird concoction, but luckily we have been spared the actual musty vagina scent — THIS TIME.
With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
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This candle can be YOURS for the low price of seventy bucks. But, don’t worry — you’re getting 10.5 whole ounces of candle for that price.
I mean, I prefer my Bath & Body Works candle that costs around $20. I even like a good Walmart candle that I have to drop a whopping seven bucks on.
But, I mean, if you want a $70 “vagina” scented candle — you do you, Boo.
Obviously, SOME people have been drawn to the vagina. The thing is currently on backorder on the website.
Don’t worry. Goop still has their $3500 Golden Vibrator available in stock.
Here are some candle you should totally check out. These Sarcastic Candles are not only FUN, but they smell AMAZING — and they are only twenty bucks.
