“I’m Not Always A Hot Mess” Makeup

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I pretty much live in jeans and a T-shirt. When I don’t have to, I hardly ever wear makeup or do my hair. When my spouse comes home from work, I probably look much the same as I did when he left at 7am. If you stop by my house unannounced- you can count on having to give me a few minutes to locate and strap myself into a bra.

I know I’m not the only one.

Sometimes, though, I like to remind my spouse that I’m still the hot bitch that he fell in love with. I can still slap on my hot girl disguise and exchange my cami tank for a real bra. I’m not always a hot mess. (Well, maybe I am. But I don’t look like it!)

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We’re really going to turn up the glamorous volume here, babes. I hope you’re about it.

If you can play “Operation” you can do winged eyeliner.

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Draw a flick from the corner of your eye outwards. You want this to be an extension of your lower lash line. As you get closer to where you want the end of your flick to be- lighten the pressure on your brush to thin out the line and create a sharp point.

finish the wingDraw a straight line connecting the outer corner with the center of your lash line. You should try and do this in all one swipe. Doing more will make you more likely te have uneven bumpy liner. Hold you breath, say a prayer to the hottest celebrity you can think of and go.


Okay. So the hard part is over. Now you just have to line the rest of your eye, fill in the blank areas, and wait around with your eyes half closed bumping into things while you wait for it to dry,

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Smoke out the outer half of your lower lash line with some brown eyeshadow, to give a slightly smoky and sultry effect. Va Va Voom.


Highlight the inner corner of your eye and your brow bone. This will make your eyes sparkle in ways that your spouse won’t even be able to understand. I used a champagne colored eyeshadow.

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Add some mascara and that’s it!

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If your spouse walks in and says “DAAAAAMMMNNN” I want you to take a photo of your fine self and share it with us on Facebook!

Are you still having trouble with winged eyeliner? Click the photo below to see how to fix it!

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