Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian have named their baby, and I’m just going to go ahead and say what we are all thinking.
What in the world?!?
Now, celebrities are known for branding their kids with some pretty unique monikers.
We’ve seen the likes of Pilot Inspektor, Coco, Apple, Blue Ivy, North, Denim, Huckleberry, Future, and my favorite, X Æ A-Xii.
Sometimes the names come off as cool and unique. Sometimes we are just left wondering, “What the heck were they thinking.”
I mean, this is an actual person who has to live with that name forever!
Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian have been dropping little bread crumb hints about the name of their baby for months, and they finally just spilled the secret.
While speaking with Toby Morse on the “One Life One Chance Podcast,” Travis casually dropped the yet-to-be-born kid’s name, and now we all have questions.
So, what are they naming their baby?
Wait for it — “Rocky 13 Barker.”
Why? Apparently Travis thinks Rocky is the greatest movie of all times. He also likes that “Rocky” is the first name of of Suicidal Tendencies’ guitarist, Rocky George.
As for the middle name, 13, Travis just thinks that “13 is just the greatest number of all time.”
K. It’s not my kid. I’m sure they are plenty happy with the name. And, maybe the kid will be cool like his dad. Maybe the name will be fitting.
I will say, it’s a pretty Rock ‘N Roll name.
I guess it’s fine for someone who’s never going to have to go and fill out an application for a job in the real world.
You do you, boos. Rocky 13 Barker, it is.