Swarovski Made a $1,400 Advent Calendar Filled With Crystal Ornaments
Swarovski’s 2026 Annual Edition Advent Calendar costs $1,400 and contains 25 crystal holiday surprises, including Kris Bear and four Advent candles.
Hi, I’m Jamie. I write loud opinions, hunt down weird products, and tell on real life. Since 2006.
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The Transformers Movie Is Turning 40, and This Book Lets You See the Artwork Behind It
A peek at the character artwork inside The Transformers: The Movie: The Ultimate Visual History, celebrating the animated film’s 40th anniversary.
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Krispy Kreme’s New Churro Doughnut Dots Come With Dulce de Leche for Dipping
Melting Pot Has Pumpkin-Spice White-Chocolate Fondue for Fall
ALDI Is Launching Five Ready-Made Meals Under $8, Including Butter Chicken
Bevi Just Launched Soda, and You Can Add Energy or Electrolytes to It
Culver’s Put a Smoked-Cheddar Crown on a Burger, and It Arrives September 28
10 Not-So-Witchy Ways To Celebrate The Fall Equinox
Want to celebrate the fall equinox without going full witchy? Here are 10 easy, cozy ways to mark the start of fall, from opening the windows to lighting the good candle.
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Dove’s Fall Treats Include Salted Caramel, but Each Scent Has Its Own Shopping List
Target’s New VOESH Body-Care Line Includes a $29 Vitamin C Shower Filter
Target Now Has &honey Hair Care, and the $8 Trial Kits Are the Smart Buy
COSRX’s New Peptide Lip Collection Starts at $15, and the Shade Names Are So Good
JELL-O Made Lip Gloss With Tower 28, and the Pudding Set Is $20
Drew Barrymore Made Matching Chocolate Appliances, and They Look Way More Expensive Than They Are
LEGOLAND California Has a New Street of LEGO Monster Houses for Trick-or-Treating
A Waymo Drove Into a Denver Farmers Market. Yes, There Were Barricades.
I Got Scammed By Temu, And I Have The Screenshots
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Brach’s Made a $22 Candy-Corn Perfume, and Here’s When You Can Buy It
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KISS Just Launched a Whole Brow and Lash Collection, Starting at $9.99
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Disney Has a New Mystery You Can Solve From Your Couch—No Park Ticket Needed
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Disney’s New BoardWalk Lounge Has Caramel Corn Cold Brew—and a 9 P.M. Age Switch
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Joyride’s Halloween Dog Harnesses Have Bats, Spiderwebs and Glow-in-the-Dark Details
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Author of five books. Survivor. Mother. Hotline psychic. Professional over-sharer. I’ve been doing this since 2006 — outlasted two marriages, which honestly feels worth mentioning. I write loud opinions because someone has to, and the only rule is: tell the truth, even if your voice shakes.












