You Can Now Get Pumpkin Spice Scented Dude Wipes So Your Butt Smells Just Like Fall

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that this is a bit weird…

You’ve heard of Dude Wipes, right?

They are basically — well — butt wipes.

These extra large butt wipes are completely flushable, and a great alternative to toilet paper.

Our butt wipes are formulated for a gentle, more refreshing feeling than toilet paper

Dude Wipes

Now, this is definitely not an article I ever thought I’d be writing, but these Dude Wipes come in a new scent that’s perfect for fall.

Can you guess the scent I’m talking about?

Much like so many other products around this time of year, these Dude Wipes come in — are you ready for this? — Pumpkin Spice.

(Well, technically they smell like clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents. But, basically, pumpkin spice.)

Yep, I’m serious.

They are calling them “Dumpkin Spice” Dude Wipes.

When nature’s calling and leaves are falling, keep your butt cozy with a mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.

Dude Wipes

These Pumpkin Spice Dude Wipes are septic and sewer safe, and available in packs of 3 (144 wipes total) for 15 bucks.

You can get your own “Dumpkin Spice” Dude Wipes from the Amazon website.