Now, this cocktail is to introduce us to Aviation American Gin, an adult spirit which just happens to be a company that is partly owned by Ryan Reynolds.
Is it pathetic that I want to go out and get this gin, just because it’s attached to the name Ryan Reynolds? It somehow makes it crazy sexy. LOL!!
THIS year, we are again being presented with “The Mother of All Cocktails: ‘The Vasectomy,'” but the introduction comes from the one person on the planet who we all know actually needs one.
A vasectomy that is, not a cocktail.
(Although, with all those kids, a cocktail may, in fact, be in order. Ha!!)
Who am I speaking about? Why, the one and only Nick Cannon, of course!!
With 7 kids, 3 of which were born JUST LAST YEAR — and freakin’ 2 on the way — it is hella appropriate that Nick is showing us how to make this tasty adult beverage with the funny name.
Lord knows I need one.Nick Cannon
How Do You Make ‘The Vasectomy’ Cocktail?
Let’s go through the steps of making ‘The Vasectomy’ cocktail with Nick Cannon.
“First: a tall glass of ice — the way children fill our lives with — so much joy.”
“Next: pour in 1 ounce of cranberry juice — sweet, just like their little smiles.”
“Then: pour 3 ounces of tonic — so bubbly — just like I feel everyday I wake up after a full night’s sleep.”
“Now: add a dash of lemon juice. Fresh, if you have a few minutes to squeeze one. Or store bought, if the little ones have you runnin’ around a bit today.”
“Finally: add 1 1/2 ounces of Aviation American Gin — the world’s highest rated gin for the world’s highest rated job — dad.”
“And that, looks like a delicious Vasectomy.”
Of course, it wouldn’t be a true Aviation American Gin commercial without a cameo by
the luscious Ryan Reynolds.
“I’ll take it from here. I have 3 kids.” — Ryan Reynolds
“I have 8.” — Nick Cannon
You know what — it’s SO much funnier if you actually see it. LOL!!
You can see ‘The Vasectomy’ tutorial by Nick Cannon HERE.