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My Daughter Is A Creeper, And Sometimes I Sleep With One Eye Open…

She stood in the doorway, backlit by the glow of the light coming from the hall. Quiet and lurking, she stood there like she was waiting, waiting for some unforeseen opportunity. It was the perfect setup for a scene ripped from the screen of a psychotic thriller. She wore a long white gown that hung …

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Internet Creeper Seeks Young Woman To Fulfill All His Weirdest Coachella Dreams

Want to go to Coachella? Are you between 19 and 25? Are you willing to ‘put the lotion on the skin’ and write weirdly specific adorable messages on an RV mirror? Well, does Craigslist have a guy for YOU! Internet Creeper Seeks Young Woman To Fulfill All His Weirdest Coachella Dreams Gordon, or ‘Gordie’ as …

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