We all have our favorite Halloween candies. My mom is all about the chocolates. My brother would straight up steal anything sour out of your bag and pretend like he was innocent, and me? I'm all about the candy corn. Truth is, though, I think it's just the look that I really love. I mean, those hard, weirdly waxy little candies don't taste all that great to me, but something about eating them one layer at a time is sublimely satisfying. So this Halloween, instead of sucking down pounds of candy, I'm going to make this Candy Corn Fudge. It's got those amazing layers, has all the gorgeous Keep Reading >>>
You Need To Start Halloween Shopping Before You Miss Your Chance!
It’s the end of Summer now. Time to wake up early, shove those kiddos into their brand new clothes and hand them their backpacks full of glue sticks and yellow plastic folders. You wave a tearful goodbye as they board the school bus. As you close the door, you weep. Not because your baby has grown up or because you won’t see them for eight whole hours. No, these are not tears of sadness. They are tears of joy. Because it’s Halloween, bitches. So, It's Halloween, Apparently Yes, the day the kidlets wander off in the direction of school for the first time each year seems to send a Keep Reading >>>
The Myth Of The Full-Size Snickers…And Other Halloween Things That Never Happened
Halloween is all about tall tales and scary stories. From the headless horseman to chainsaw wielding baddies to apples laced with arsenic, there are a lot of Halloween stories that never, ever happened. But that's fine. It's the one day of the year where we can believe in the paranormal. Believe in ghosts and zombies, and princess firefighters. Believe that there are scary things that go 'bump' in the night, and that men cursed to wear hockey masks for all eternity are going to come back from the dead to get'cha. And don't you dare go to sleep...'cause you know what happens when you sleep. But Keep Reading >>>
3 Creepy Things My Kids Have Done That Are NOT Okay!
Raising a child is a darn frightening experience. Moms, have you even seen what those things look like coming out? Of course you haven’t. You’re up there enjoying your drugs and…I don’t know…iced coffee? I might be misremembering my children’s birth. I was really lightheaded during the first go-around. I don’t remember much but I do remember that on the business end of baby-having everything is gross and terrifying. But guess what, parents? It doesn’t end there. Nope. When you bring that baby into your house you’re bringing a whole world of weird in with it. Now, my wife and I have seen Keep Reading >>>
3 Everyday Horrors That Will Never Get Their Own Movie
October is here, and with the crisp weather and the promise of Halloween on the wind comes the traditional horror movie marathons. We watch in giddy anticipation of the hapless hero stumbling upon a murder in progress. Then we yell at the screen when they idiotically run upstairs instead of outside to the already running car. You enjoy these moments of terror because they get your heart pumping. But deep down inside you believe that you are safe from nightmare knife monsters, and demonic books. Statistically, you are right. There have been no reported Freddy Kruger sightings since the Keep Reading >>>
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