Boobs

If you peeked into my underwear drawer you would find exactly one wired bra, but it’s the one bra I refuse to wear. The only time I put that thing on is in the case of an end-of-the-world emergency, like when all my other bras are in the laundry and I don’t want to venture outside …

In high school I remember my mother’s absolute horror whenever someone, me included, would have visible bra straps. It was possibly the worst thing in the world to her. As a result prom dress shopping turned into prom dress making, and every bathing suit ever made never met standards. I remember having one, count ’em, …