There just is no way to sugar coat this post. It’s about toilets, y’all. Floating toilets.
You can get — wait for it — floating toilets to go in your pool. NO — I don’t mean toilets that you use to get your business done. I mean these toilets are pool floats.
I can almost guarantee you, you will be the ONLY one in your neighborhood sporting these brown floating commodes. BUT, you will be the hit of hilarity with these special pool floats!
They really are pretty cool. The seat is a floating ring, and you can lounge against the back of the toilet.
As if floating toilets weren’t special enough, these guys come with — there is not a way to make this sound better — inflatable poop poles.
You can have battles while on the toilets with your poop poles. Just sit in the middle of the seat ring, and hit your friends with your poop pole. Try to be the first one to knock the other off their float and into the water.
You can find these floating toilets on the Amazon website, and they are only $34 for TWO toilets and TWO poop poles.
Y’all. That means you are getting TWO pool floats for $34. That is a ginormous deal! Usually that is the price for ONE float, AMIRITE?!?