Macaulay Culkin — you know —
And Brenda Song — you know her from The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody on the Disney Channel. She had a recurring role in New Girl as Winston’s girlfriend. She also was in a few episodes of Dads, Doll Face and Station 19.
These two — Macaulay and Brenda — are planning on having kids. WHAT?!? I didn’t even know they were dating!
Hold on. I need a minute to recover from this revelation.
Want to hear something that will blow your mind just a little bit more?
Macaulay was dating Mila Kunis (Yes, THAT Mila Kunis) for EIGHT years before they broke it off.
And, Brenda was MARRIED to Miley Cyrus’ brother — Trace — from 2010 – 2013.
What the what?!? Where have I been?
ANYHOOSIES — Brenda and Macaulay reportedly have been trying “a lot” to have a baby.
As far as we know, they aren’t married, though neither one admits or denies it.
They, obviously, keep their relationship on the hush-hush, but Culkin did refer to Brenda as “my lady” in an Esquire interview.
So, to sum it all up, here is what we know: Brenda and Macaulay are dating. They have a bunch of animals. They are trying to make a baby.
I need to sit down while I digest this information.