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A Hunter’s Guide To Dealing With An Ungrateful Family

My family are idiots. I honestly don’t know how they’ve survived this long. They don’t have the basic life skills that I learned when I was young. I mean, I can be lazy. Sometimes I’ll even sleep the day away if I find a nice sunny spot. But my family takes it to a whole …

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I Don’t Care That You Don’t Want Kids

People in your life look at you and wonder why you aren’t tangled up in the all-American pursuit of that picket fence family. I look at you, and I just don’t freaking care. I understand the pressure. You have family members asking when you’re going to get married and have babies. You have friends who …

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How Bathing A Cat Shows What Kind Of Relationship You Have

I love my boyfriend. We have a solid relationship built on love, trust, and mutual care of our three cat overlords. I say this because sometimes when you have cats things…happen. And when said things happen (read poo gets stuck in fur, fur must be cleaned), it’s usually a two-person job. Thus I have learned, …

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When Do You Admit The Relationship With Your Pet Isn’t Working Out?

I’m an avid pet lover. I love animals. Any shape, size, whatever. I dig animals. I probably should have been a zoo keeper, but I made other life decisions. Which means that my house is comfortably full of animals. We capped our limit at six, some have fur, others don’t. And, as one does, I …

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Science Proves Dogs And Humans Are Earth’s OTP (One True Pairing)

Once again, science proves something that people already know. Dog people, anyway. A study published in the journal Science proved that dogs respond to both the words their people say and the tone. The really cool part about this, though, is that they showed that they process them in different parts of the brain, similar to …

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Sometimes I Think My Lizard is the Reincarnation of Jesus

Okay, let me clarify. My lizard is a badass. How is this thing still alive? He lives in our kitchen and eats meal worms. (shudder) And, I am the worst pet owner ever. I am grossed out by forget to feed him, sometimes I forget to give him water, and I HATE cleaning out his …

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