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Edward, The Vamp I Intentionally Left Out

Okay, yesterday I wrote about some of my favorite hottie vampires.  But I left a certain sparkly bloodsucker out.

“How dare I forget him?” You yelled in the comments.

You guys are right… he’s hotter than hot. He’s smokin’. (Pretty much in every picture… that guy smokes a LOT.) I want to lick him and get him to reenact the events of every moment that happened during that dreadful fade to black.

Edward Cullen, will you marry me?


What’s a girl to say?I’m speechless when I see this picture. Maybe some of you love Twilight, many of you aren’t fans–but whatever team you’re on: there’s no denying that you want to make out with this vampire a little bit. In fact… I’ll give you two a minute.




Are you finished? Yeah, me too.

Okay, we’ve established that on a makeout-ability scale of one to ten Edward Cullen is at least a 12.

Now, we need to figure out why. What makes ladies of all ages want to rip his clothes off and, um play cribbage?

Is it his stone cold lips? His rock (as in marble) hard stomach? His witty jokes? Oh, or maybe it’s his uncanny ability to not eat woo your dad?

Um, I don’t actually know. I have no idea what makes him SO appealing. But, I’d love to hear your answers…

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