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Shut your freaking mouth! I’m moving to Tennessee pronto.
There is an animal shelter in Tennessee that is doing Puppergrams for Valentine’s Day, and it gives a new meaning to cuddles and kisses for Valentines!
I was just a little SUPER confused when I saw the EVENT on Facebook. I mean, do you keep the dog? Because, that might be a bit awkward. Like, do you know what all goes into adopting a puppy?!?
But, that doesn’t mean that I don’t want puppy snuggles for Valentine’s Day. Best. Day. Ever.
So, here is how it works:
You donate $75 to the shelter, and on February 13th or February 14th, they will deliver the cutest puppy EVER for you to play with. No, you can’t keep the puppy but you can play with it! Oh, and they will ONLY deliver to your V Valentine’s workplace.
Sorry, no chance of hiding this pup in your purse, and smuggling him home!
Not only do you get a puppy delivered, you get YOUR CHOICE of (1) a dozen red roses and a “pupcake” (GAH!!), or (2) a dozen chocolate-dipped bacon roses with a one-hour axe throwing pass.
You are KIDDING ME!! Puppies AND axe throwing?!?
Guys. I can’t even. I need this puppergram. I work from home, I can TOTALLY go to TN for a weekend of work!
If you are in Sullivan County, Tennessee, and you don’t take advantage of this pupergram delivery, I don’t think we can be friends anymore.
So, the puppy — and your choice of gift — gets delivered to your Valentine’s workplace, and after you get your kisses, cuddles, and snuggles, the shelter will come and pick the puppy back up.
Then, sometime after Valentine’s Day, the puppy will be up for adoption. If you totally bonded — duh! — you can adopt the puppy from the shelter.
This will be the BEST VALENTINE’S DAY EVER!!