I love my boyfriend. We have a solid relationship built on love, trust, and mutual care of our three cat overlords. I say this because sometimes when you have cats things...happen. And when said things happen (read poo gets stuck in fur, fur must be cleaned), it's usually a two-person job. Thus I have learned, over time, how bathing a cat shows what kind of relationship you have. How Bathing A Cat Shows What Kind Of Relationship You Have Today, as I sat down to write up a few posts, my boyfriend bellowed my name. Now, this isn't an unusual thing. We're pretty good about communicating Keep Reading >>>
I Didn’t Poop For A Week And I’m Pretty Sure I Almost Died
I recently spent nearly a week where my main focus each day was voiding my bowels. It sounds gross, but if you've ever been constipated you know what an all consuming thing it can be. It's like a literal thorn in your side. Or, well, a cork in your you-know-where. Even laying in bed can be super uncomfortable. My only solace was relaying my plight via text message to all of my friends. Since there responses were more giggles than sympathy, I decided to share it with you, too. This is what happened when I didn't poop for a week. Day one. I woke up feeling bloated and crabby and Keep Reading >>>
Did You Know That People Who Hang Toilet Paper Under Are Wrong?
Over or under is probably one of the hottest debates in households around the world. Marriages have ended over this debate; empires have fallen. Rumor has it even the president and first lady of the United States have their differing preferences regarding this (no, not really, I've heard no such rumor...but wouldn't that be interesting?). Charmin once ran a campaign in which people voted for their preference (over), and turns out, according to a poll, that most celebrities and business people pick over. Yet, people with cats and those who are just stubborn will argue that under is truly Keep Reading >>>
