Yo mama's a good cook. I mean, who else are you going to turn to when you want chicken and dumplings after a break-up? Who makes a better birthday cake than yo mama? Who cooked Sunday dinner for the family every single Sunday the entire time you were growing up? Yo mama. Or, maybe she didn't. Maybe yo mama couldn't cook squat. Maybe you grew up on microwaved everything because the only thing your oven was good for was storing the comforter in the summer. Either way, doesn't matter. These pumpkin spice sweet potato fries are out of this world amazing in a way yo mama would never have even Keep Reading >>>
Confession: I Love The Girl Scouts, But I Hate Their Cookies!
I have a shameful admission to make: I don’t like Girl Scout Cookies. I think Samoas might be the Pumpkin Spice Latte of the cookie world. It’s not that it’s so good, you just can’t get it all year long. Does anyone really like Thin Mints, or do we all just pretend so we don’t look like assholes? Look, the girls are cute and the cause is great, but the cookies suck and they're sucking my wallet dry. You're Cute, Kid, But Your Cookies Suck... This isn’t a political statement. The Girl Scouts of America is an admirable organization, impressive in its inclusiveness, with programs that Keep Reading >>>
I Hate To Break It To You, But, Your Pumpkin-Flavored Everything Isn’t Even Really Pumpkin
Your Life Until Now Has Been A LIE! That's right. Your Nana's a liar. The grocery store is a liar. Even freakin' Starbucks has been LYING to you. And you've been eating it up. Literally. I Hate To Break It To You, But, Your Pumpkin-Flavored Everything Isn't Even Really Pumpkin Every year you wait in line for those green and black doors to open wide and for the world to proclaim: Pumpkin Spice Season Is Upon Us! You stood there in your Uggs, with your flannel shirt wrapping you in warmth, sipping that pumpkin spiced latte that you waited all year for. Only, turns out, most of the Keep Reading >>>
Pumpkin Spice Turtles
Sometimes in life, you have to put your stamp on things. Look at something you love, hold out your hand and tell the world, "Back off, this is mine." These Pumpkin Spice Turtles fall into that category. This unexpectedly decadent treat of caramel, pumpkin spice, chocolate, and crunch is incredibly delicious, but who says you have to share? Not me. I won't judge. Let your family munch on that bag of Halloween candy you've "hidden" in the cabinet and keep these stashed somewhere truly safe. Like in a box marked "Cleaning Supplies." No one will ever think to look there...enjoy! What You Need To Keep Reading >>>
Pumpkin Spice Milkshake
This is the time of year where everyone and their great uncle start craving pumpkin spice...and we here at Totally The Bomb have your back. Introducing our Pumpkin Spice Milkshake. Now, here's the thing about a good pumpkin spice milkshake that a lot of people don't know...you can have a normal, plain ol' milkshake and people will be pretty happy. But...if you throw in a few pumpkin spice donuts, you will be their new best friend. And we're all about making friends. Enjoy! What You Need To Make a Pumpkin Spice Milkshake: 1 cup Vanilla Ice Cream 1 Tbsp. Half & Half ¼ cup Pumpkin Keep Reading >>>
