You Can Now Spice Up Your Recipes with This ‘Grow A Dick’ Chili Plant
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I AM DYING in laughter. Like, someone made this a thing and it’s beyond brilliant.
Want to spice things up a bit?
I am talking about in the kitchen (get your mind of the gutter)!
And now you can with this ‘Grow A Dick’ Chili Plant.
The ‘Grow A Dick’ Chili Plant is $12.99 and promises you some “Willy Chilis”
The description reads:
- The spiciest way to tell ‘em to grow a dick
- Contains all you need to grow dick shaped chillies
- Super simple – just add water!
- 100% organic, from the soil to the penis produce itself
- Literally looks like a bunch of red dicks
Be a “Grower, Not a Shower” LOL I am dying!
Unfortunately, it’s out of stock right now but until it restocks, I’ve found some comparable alternatives on Amazon.
Who knew, penis shaped chili’s were a thing?! LOL
This brings a whole new meaning to “Peter Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers” LOLOLOL
These peppers seriously made my day!