Khloe Kardashian’s daughter, True had her first birthday party this weekend, and it was a bigger, fancier event than most of us will ever go to in our entire lives.
I’m not even sure where to start other than with the fact that this kid turned one y’all. ONE.
One year old birthday parties are supposed to consist of smashing a cake and a some cute giggles. Not matching mommy and me designer dresses.
I feel like Khloe maybe didn’t get the memo that this party wasn’t for her. Although she did do a small amount of time wandering around in this weird fairy tale fog with her baby.
This is a fancier entrance than most proms have. In fact, the whole thing party had that over-budgeted prom feel to it.
But like, also there were unicorns.
If this party had a theme, it would be “every tween girl’s Pinterest account.
There was even sparkly panda cotton candy.
Oh, and cookies. Cookies as far as the eye could see.
Have you ever tried to make these kinds of cookies? They take a long time, and are very detailed. And they’re just using them as confetti on a kid’s table.
Honestly though the pastries were on point.
Even if they were served “plinko style.”
Which is how I’m serving all my pastries from now on, naturally.
Oh, and to khlo-money’s credit— they asked for donations to the children’s hospital in lieu of gifts.
I just can’t help but wonder how many gifts they could have gotten for the children’s hospital had they not had a custom paper mural cut out of butterflies.
Happy birthday, True. If this was your first party we can’t wait to see your wedding.