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Kim Kardashian’s Insane Christmas Traditions Prove That She Is Nothing Like Us

Just in case you had any doubt, Kim Kardashian’s life is NOTHING (like, AT ALL) like ours.

Sure, we have Christmas traditions — like Elf on the Shelf, the Christmas Pickle, and Oranges in the Stockings.

But, Kim K is next level. I’m talking, she’s on a completely different plane of existence than the majority of us, and she’s not apologizing for it.

To tell you the truth, I’m not 100% sure how in touch she is with us common folk. I mean, does she think we all share in her “extra” celebrity traditions?

Get this. Kim K has a Grammy-winning writer and producer come wake her kids up in the mornings by playing Christmas music on their ginormous living room piano — the piano which is right by their Christmas Tree, a tree which rivals the Rockefeller Christmas Tree.

I just tell Alexa to play a Christmas playlist in the mornings, but then, I’m pretty basic.

Kim shared on her Instagram stories that “Every morning during the month of December @philthekeys comes to play Christmas music on the piano to wake up the kids.”

That would be Philip Cornish — the Grammy-winning writer and producer that acted as musical director for Kanye (“Ye“) West. He also spent some time helping Kanye with his uber popular “Sunday Service” events.

Yeah. I’m just gonna go ahead and keep asking Alexa to do her thing.

I refuse to have mom guilt over such a ridiculous, over-the-top tradition.

Afterall, what are the kids going to remember? The music that was played to wake them up during the month of December?

No. They are going to remember baking cookies together, looking at Christmas lights as a family, and decorating the tree — and I’m just fine with that!