Police Are Reminding People To Wear Pants While Getting The Mail
I guess many people thought pants were optional now that we’re stuck inside! HA.
Turns out, walking out in your undies or thong is totally unacceptable when getting the mail. Who knew, right?
It seems to have become such a problem that the police are getting involved to nicely remind people that yes, you have to wear pants even while walking outside to grab the mail.
Bras on the other hand – totally optional!
The Taneytown Police Department in the small town of Taneytown Maryland had to post to Facebook the other day to remind people to wear pants even while checking the mail.
“Please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox. You know who you are. This is your final warning.”
OMG – I am dying laughing.
Also, that post has since gone viral (no surprise there).
Can you imagine? Pretty sure if someone saw me walk out with my butt hanging out in all it’s glory, they’d think it was the full moon peaking midday.
What is really funny about this though is that the towns residents have decided to taunt the Police Department (not sure how that is a good idea) but many have made an event on Facebook for everyone to go pant-less while getting mail for a day. OMG!
The powers that be don’t want us to go get our mail without pants on. That is the very definition of tyranny! From now till they lift restrictions, we pledge to go to our mailboxes and pick up our mail without wearing pants!
LEAVE THOSE PANTS INSIDE!!!!
I DIE.
This just made my day.
I am not sure if it is a joke or they are actually having a problem with people wearing pants but the Police Department took it one step further today posting this:
They are HILARIOUS! Also, just wear the pants while getting mail. Now isn’t the time to make neighbors feel extra uncomfortable. Ha!
Letting many folks outta jail for petty thefts and other small petty crimes! Remember, don’t sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things!
I dreamed the other night I was day sleep walking & came to & found myself in front of our cluster mailbox – I’m wearing a shelf bra cami & granny panties (but not white!) & my ‘avocado couple in love’ poncho (received a throw as a prize from a party we attended & have so many blankets already & the print was qué cute – avocado boy, avocado girl, hearts – IKR? So I made a poncho out of it & lined the neck opening with avocado elastic!) What a surprise! Glad it was only a dream/nightmare! 🙂
This is the stupidest waste of Police resources I have ever heard of. The police warning is total BS as well. What are they going to hit them with? If they were wearing bathing suits, there would be less showing than underwear. As long as their hole and genitals are covered, its legal!